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[kiely]

What do you call bananas when they eat each other ?
Cannibananibles

 

[kiely]

the chemtrail planes have started spraying
Lemon Pledge over Finland

they say

it's to protect the Finnish

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A blonde was admitted to hospital today after having phone sex.
Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokias, 3 Motorolas and one Samsung, but no Siemen was found !

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What's the difference between death and taxes?

Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

 

[jasperkent]

So this Q-Anon conspiracy theorist dies & goes to Heaven. He's told he can ask God anything.

Q-A guy: So tell me the details of the pedophile cabal that runs the world.
God: There is no pedophile cabal that runs the world.
Q-A guy (to himself): Oh, no. This shit goes even higher than I thought.

 

[kiely]

rolling too hard

 

[M1sterEd]

Life is a joke waiting for the punchline....who's there?

 

[kiely]

Life is a joke waiting for the punchline....who's there?

knock knock knock

 

[Deleted member 545227]

Who’s there

 

[kiely]

Who Who. Who Who.

Who are you.

I really wanna know.


( that's the music thread )

Who’s there

 

[Deleted member 545227]

Mr Krinkle’s shoe crease

 

[chippermonk]

Q: Knock knock: Who's there?
A: Who
Q: Who who?
A: There, there little owl, don't be afraid

 

[chippermonk]

or
Q: knock knock
A: who do you love?
Q: Bo
A: Bo who?
Q: Bo Diddley, that's who

 

[ions]

How long you been in Mexico?
A week. I mean a day.
Well which one is it?
A weekday.

Cheech

 

[kiely]

A SHORT GUN STORY

A GUY WALKED INTO A
CROWDED BAR, WAVING
HIS UNHOLSTERED
PISTOL AND YELLED,

" I HAVE A 45 CALIBER
COLT 1911 WITH A SEVEN
ROUND MAGAZINE PLUS
ONE IN THE CHAMBER

AND I WANT TO KNOW
WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING
WITH MY WIFE."

A VOICE FROM THE BACK
OF THE ROOM CALLED OUT,
.......
.................
" YOU NEED MORE AMMO " !!!

 

[kiely]

 

[ions]

 

[kiely]

Just some more momentum for going out with a ....

Bang.

 

[Them Witches]

Old man was giving advice to an younger man (newly married) while finishing up on a 9 hole golf game. The young man says I do not know what I am going to do with my wife. All she does is talk, nag, push buttons, what do I do?

As they approach the parking lot, the old man spotted his wife waiting to pick him up. He quickly told him to shut your mouth, don't look at me, and do not speak... I paid my doctor to tell my wife I became deaf 5 years ago.

 

[Deleted member 545227]

What did one witch say to another?

What’s brewin?

 

[kiely]

What did one witch say to another?

What’s brewin?

 

[M1sterEd]

Play on letters. GURU…Gee You Are You
No joke