Fire&Water
Pumpkin King
Self awareness is wasted on the massesRight
I don't rhyme for the sake of riddling
Self awareness is wasted on the massesRight
I don't rhyme for the sake of riddling
I had a guy try to cut around me in a single lane rotary in a way that was really dangerous - I was so focused on not getting hit by him that I realized I was passing my turnoff and ended up having to get off the next turnoff which set me back like 7 minutes.
Have you ever been stuck behind someone going painfully slowly for so long that when you finally could, you accelerated right up next to them, not to give them the finger or to try to start a fight, just because you needed to see what this person LOOKS LIKE!!
George Carlin
Those lyrics he wrote about sucking his cousins cock from age 6 to 14 were awe inspiringI'm like Kanye - actually he's like me - he doesn't give a fuck - and tell me what's wrong with not giving a fuck
I have one. But it's not way as good as yours.Well I didn't do that
In fact, I didn't have any cousins until I was 10
I had the longest tenure as baby of the family because my mother was the oldest
I've told this story before I think
But wait
This dude told me he was gonna kick my ass because he wouldn't let me over to the left lane in thick traffic, so I forced my way over and he didn't like that move
So he pulled up next to me and he was yelling at me - and I was laughing - I'm in the work van FFS
And then he said hed kick my ass, and I said "no you won't"
He was probably my age but was all grey hair
Cmon
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That one.I let everybody in front of me that's using there blinker, and is slightly ahead of me
I don't get why ppl think they own a spot
You have 2 choices, let me over, or I cut you off
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Were you on a highway or the 5.I let everybody in front of me that's using there blinker, and is slightly ahead of me
I don't get why ppl think they own a spot
You have 2 choices, let me over, or I cut you off
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Were you on a highway or the 5.
Seriously
I was going to the jail too - that would've been funny if he followed me there
that's hotI was going to the jail too - that would've been funny if he followed me there
That's a real true one. I believe you.
Check this out. Were you hot !!!!
I wonder what is wrong with people lately. It's so weird.
But it will cool off. Was the weather cool.
He was probably just being a bishh
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