Zopiclone bandit
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I hate it when I'm exposed like this, mind you I'm quite a fan of a Beak-job.Man wanks off over captured seagull.
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Man captured injured seagull in alleyway and masturbated over it
'One of the most unusual cases ever.'metro.co.uk
When I was in Brum City Center a few days ago one came down to steal bread from the smaller birds & they are a big bird. I'm not sure what the red bit on their beak is about though. I have a feeling it may be something to do with the gender (man seagulls have a red bit, female ones don't)
The idiot who's staying with me sprays cars for a job, he uses a 2ml to put a small bit of industrial Grade paint thinner down the lines that fit onto his spray gun, his really high & just put the needle part right through the webbed bit of skin which keeps your thumb attached.
It's so rancid & had all kinds of heavy industry paint strippers through it, been on the floor and stepped on with old work boots etc. His now asking if he will get blood poisoning from it.
I know it sounds a stupid thing to ask BUT for once he has a valid question.