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Dating apps and drugs?

I'd leave dick size as something for them to find out, as advertising such a thing attracts people who have that as their only motivation. That will most likely end up ending badly. You want someone to be attracted because of your personality, not anything physical (they should be a pleasant surprise, once you've established a connection)
 
Ismene2 said:
Where else do you get euphoria from cat?.I certainly never knew any before I took pychedelics - might be a happy thing to say - I would never have known euphoria otherwise.

squrting your muck isnt really euphoria is it?
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With the absolute right person it is, but then it's so much more than just orgasm, but the feeling of being a naughty couple (just my experience)
 
Ismene2 said:
Where else do you get euphoria from cat?.I certainly never knew any before I took pychedelics - might be a happy thing to say - I would never have known euphoria otherwise.

squrting your muck isnt really euphoria is it?
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Cumming in a sexy girls ass when she asks you to fill her up isn’t euphoric? Wtf are you talking about?

You can get euphoria from loads of things…sex, physical exertion, the beauty of nature, human connection, successful endeavour….

I’ll say it again, it’s sad that your existence has been reduced down to only being able to get euphoria through drugs. I’m not judging I’m just calling a spade a spade.
 
THECATINTHEHAT said:
Cumming in a sexy girls ass when she asks you to fill her up isn’t euphoric? Wtf are you talking about?

You can get euphoria from loads of things…sex, physical exertion, the beauty of nature, human connection, successful endeavour….

I’ll say it again, it’s sad that your existence has been reduced down to only being able to get euphoria through drugs. I’m not judging I’m just calling a spade a spade.
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"Fill her up?"

You may find it sexy to be treated like a petrol station assistant, but it's not for everyone... ;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
"Fill her up?"

You may find it sexy to be treated like a petrol station assistant, but it's not for everyone... ;)
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Actually had this girlfriend who would say "fill me up" right when she could see me about to bust. Found it a little odd but hilarious for sure. Not gonna lie it did sorta of turn me on. She was a fun girl 😛
 
cosmic charlie said:
Actually had this girlfriend who would say "fill me up" right when she could see me about to bust. Found it a little odd but hilarious for sure. Not gonna lie it did sorta of turn me on. She was a fun girl 😛
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Yeh, but intravaginal ejaculations are a little tame really aren't they? Not only does it make the prospect of post coital rug munching less appealing, there's the risk factor of ruining your life for a whole generation.

I much prefer "spaff your muck in my whore face you dirty fuckin cunt".


Now that's sexy... 😀
 
THECATINTHEHAT said:
Cumming in a sexy girls ass when she asks you to fill her up isn’t euphoric? Wtf are you talking about?

You can get euphoria from loads of things…sex, physical exertion, the beauty of nature, human connection, successful endeavour….

I’ll say it again, it’s sad that your existence has been reduced down to only being able to get euphoria through drugs. I’m not judging I’m just calling a spade a spade.
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Yeah - but it's over in ten seconds. And I don't call an orgasm euphoria anyway - a second after it's finished you feel like shit again. Who gives a fuck? With mushrooms you are crying with laughter and feeling the best you have EVER felt. To the point you are crying "I cannot fucking believe how fucking great I feel" - physical exertion, petting the dog and nature are all beautiful sure - but euphoria? Really? You would really tell someone that if they've experienced an orgasm and walked in nature they have experienced the heights of euphoria? I wouldn't say they knew the meaning of the word.

Sadness is just the flipside of joy anyway - the deeper the sadness the more intense the euphoria.
 
An old girlfriend was a big Chris Morris fan and she'd gasp "make your spunk green for me" or when I was on the vinegar strokes I'd gasp "Shall I make it green for you?"

(Not sure if its in Brass Eye or Jam - might've been the evening radio version of Jam)

I once saw a porn video and this bloke with a terrible quiff was flicking himself off over what this dominatrix was saying and when he lost his coco he gasped in a hilarious high voice "Thank you ma'am, Thank you ma'am". It spoils my orgasms to this day - I always have this temptation to say in a high-pitched voice "Thank you ma'am" every time I come
 
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fastandbulbous said:
We're all jaded fuckers, here, in one way or another. He may be jaded, with a dark twisted sense of humour, but he is a good bloke. Christ, if coming out with dark twisted humour and maybe not most people's opinions on certain subjects gets you labelled as jaded, I hate to think the adjectives used for me...
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Being jaded is not necessarily a bad thing though.
 
In my younger days, I once asked a hairdresser "can you fit me in now please?" and she gave me such a filthy (sexual) look. It appears she was thinking along very literal lines as she was rubbing her tits and other bits all over me during the haircut.

Shame it's been many years since that kind of thing happened to me at the hair dressers, and I don't think I ever used that line again after that.
 
Bleaney said:
In my younger days, I once asked a hairdresser "can you fit me in now please?" and she gave me such a filthy (sexual) look. It appears she was thinking along very literal lines as she was rubbing her tits and other bits all over me during the haircut.

Shame it's been many years since that kind of thing happened to me at the hair dressers, and I don't think I ever used that line again after that.
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That sounds like the best haircut ever, id love for that to happen to me. Was she not attractive or something?
 
She was alright. I don't really want to go into the reasons right now as to why I failed to convert opportunities like that into a quick 'knee trembler' round the back of the shop or something like that lol.
 
Bleaney said:
In my younger days, I once asked a hairdresser "can you fit me in now please?" and she gave me such a filthy (sexual) look. It appears she was thinking along very literal lines as she was rubbing her tits and other bits all over me during the haircut.

Shame it's been many years since that kind of thing happened to me at the hair dressers, and I don't think I ever used that line again after that.
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Sounds like sexual assault! I’d someone said/did that too my son she wouldn’t have tits to rub over anyone anymore.
 
MsDiz said:
Sounds like sexual assault! I’d someone said/did that too my son she wouldn’t have tits to rub over anyone anymore.
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If the genders had been reversed it definitely would have been. But that makes a huge difference imo, and although I could potentially score some PC points here, that would be dishonest of me, as I can't honestly say that I minded very much.

It's not like I occupy a moral high ground or anything like that...
 
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