Robi
Bluelighter
i was walking in the desert broad day light , then suddenly felt like i was blacking out it was hot so i sat down and the flies stopped buzzing and nothing makes them stop ever that time of year and the wind whipped up all a sudden, then i felt like i was being cooked alive, then the pain turned into this intense tingling sensations, i ended up in this bright blue black wet sack like bag, then i was jerked to the floor screaming like newborn just delivered, where these, i only can describe them as vines opened my legs, the more i struggled the wider and tighter the rope like arms pulled so i stopped before dislocation,these strange wispy blondish creatures shoved what looked like dough in my anus, then they left and i felt peace suddenly and went unconscious. i was softly tapped awake by these vines and it scared me to the core that i passed what i can only say looked liked banana bread out my butt, the blondish wispy aliens made this teeth grinding squeaking sound and ate the loaf , they seemed so calm and shared it so fairly, i felt like an easy bake oven, one of the whisp aliens put me back in the sack and i dont remember anything else, but coming to naked and afraid, wait that was Burning man communal sex tents, nevermind.
(got to love kate McKinnonn skits on all her alien abductions, a must see SNL)



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