Well the kids got their Santa, so they're happy.
I got fucking food poisoning. Been puking and shitting water and bile for 18 hours now.
It's improving. I can drink and keep liquid down now. But can't fucking sleep. Grrr.
Well the kids got their Santa, so they're happy.
So you've given Santa to your kids? Thus depriving every other child in the world their visit from Santa?
I'm fuckin glad you've got the shits pal...![]()