mal3volent
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He's a "solid" back up. He's not gonna win us any games but maybe he will be able to execute plays to our other guys.
NEB goes down at COL?
MICH barely beats ARMY in OT at home?
TN is TN again this week!
F$U eeks out a win over a nobody in OT, by 1pt, at home?
The grind of the SEC schedule is really hurting the Vols 3 quarters into the season.
Tennessee fans have left the chat
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I’m going to turbo-drink a fifth of tequila and hopefully I’ll die
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I gotta hand it to Tennessee. They let Georgia State crush them just so Alabama would have a worse strength of schedule
Time for the SEC to dump Ole Miss and Tennessee in exchange for Memphis and Georgia State
Tennessee fans: I wish we wouldn’t lose to Vanderbilt again
monkey’s paw curls
Loses to Georgia State instead
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Ole Miss: we just had the most embarrassing week 1 loss in the SEC
Tennessee: hold my cousin
Bro I’m straight up not having a good time
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G5 > DepresSEC
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Kinda spooky fact: In a span of seven days, Missouri, Arizona and Purdue have all lost to non-power 5 teams on CBS Sports Newtork. It’s A GODDAMN CONSPIRIACY BY THE MOUNTAIN WEST CONFERENCE I KNOW IT
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NCAA making Mizzou lose to Wyoming is next level punishment
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The SEC and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
This game sponsored by your semiannual reminder that you are in fact a Mizzou fan. Add this one to the pile of sadness.
Wouldn’t be a mizzou game if I wasn’t saying fuck this season and fuck my life before the first half is over
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They should be showing all these catheter commercials to the team bc they just got kicked in the dick so hard they’re gonna need a catheter.
I want to commit toaster bath
ESPN kinda savage showing the dad watch his kid throw his first college pick.
FUN FACT: Auburn won this game from a chemical/logo standpoint, as O cannot tarnish AU.
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depressed quacking
I was wondering what force was going to win, the SEC having a bad week 1 or the PAC12 having a bad decade.
Fuck a duck
Dumbass yeeted when he should have kobed
any hot, sad FSU girls out there, i am here for you.
This is what you get for scheduling Boise
End my shit please
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The heat and humidity likely helped Florida State not lose as embarrassingly, maybe
FSU have two 18 point leads
FSU then allowed 25 unanswered to a true freshman QB-led offense in the last 20 minutes
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Thank you Dorian for moving this to a noon game on ESPNNews, it deserved it
”Excellent execution by the Seminoles” weird that they’d talk about a self-execution this way but sure why not
Jimbo’s FSU:
1st half: a team of Leroy Jenkins
2nd half: the Monstars
Willie’s 2019 FSU: pretty much the same thing but in reverse
FSU 80-2 the past 15 years when up 15 going into the second half, Willie has both of those loses, I’m announcing my commitment to the #FireWillieTrain . NO INTERVIEWS
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We’re going to be the next Tennessee. ...
Chattanooga @ -28.5 TN
FLA @ UK....only giving 8.5?
”I will fuckin’ go for it on 5th & goal! I don’t give a shit!” - Tom Herman
4th and inches against an SEC defense...
Texas: “Shotgun formation it is.”
I have Matthew McConaughey’s class and I know he’s gonna give us a quiz on Monday because of this game.
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Ehlinger had 461 total yards 5 total TDs and no turnovers. If he did this against LSU, what the fuck is he gonna do to the Big XII? Probably lose to Kansas again
Mrw LSU throws the horns down
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Dont mind us, just getting our quality loss
I am not alright alright alright
That will teach you. Nobody goal line stands texas 11 times in a row
My wife keeps asking if I’m okay because I’m not as upset as I usually am at Vols football. Little does she know that therapy and low expectations mean the Vols can’t hurt me any more
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Maybe take a few years off like UAB.
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I’m so old I can remember when Tennessee played football.
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At least our rival Georgia State almost lost
Is raising your son up to be a Vols fan considered child abuse? Asking for a friend.
Tennessee had a 99.6% chance of winning this game with 31 seconds left in the 4th. ROCKY TOP, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE
.4% AWAY FROM ME
Tennessee just got beat by some poo poo
WHen u finally hit Rocky Bottom and still keep sinking
Man that was a close game. That D-II school really gave BYU a scare
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Remember when Tennessee fired Fulmer because they were tired of winning 9 games a year? LOOKS LIKE WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED
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How many more middle school kids will now get bullied for wearing a Tennessee shirt?
Nebraska was at 96% to win the game halfway through. Yikes
This hurts Nebraska’s chances of staying ranked
Fuck my butt
sCoTt fRoSt fIniShEd 2018 sTrOnG
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Nebraska needs to fire Mike Riley.
RIP Nebraska hype: offseason 2019- week 2 2019
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Nebraska and the inability to finish a game. Name a more iconic duo…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me for two decades, shame on me.
Trevor Lawrence: breathes
Announcers: That’s exactly what you want in a NFL QB. In and out.
Jimbo vs Dabo: Battle of the ‘bos
Hopefully clemson puts 50+ pts on every other team they play so we can brag about holding them to 24 pts
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Fuck our offense, marry the defense, kill the refs so they can’t hurt anyone else.
The next FML will come out after the first full weekend of football, which means we’ll be back in a week and a half or so. In that time our heavy hors d’oeuvres include Miami @ Florida, a 42 oz grouper fillet seasoned with rivalry implications and served on a bed of 21 point possibilities. For your main course we have the Holy War and Colorado State @ Colorado, two delightful entrees to remind you that non-conference rivalries are, in fact, a thing.
Football is fun. Football fanship is suffering. Welcome to 2019.
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I believe in you, Cyclones. We’ll get ‘em next year.
- Northern Iowa took #21 Iowa State to triple overtime on Saturday. In that third OT ISU put the ball on the ground on the 1 yard line, and in the ensuing scrum ISU was ruled to have recovered the football. The play was reviewed, and in that moment there was the glimmer of hope that we would see the first week one double-drop of the #FML’s brief tenure. Sadly, instead of a ranked team opening with a triple-overtime loss to an FCS team, the call was confirmed and ISU scored a touchdown the next play to win the game.
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This week was full of a lot of promised misery with no payoff. The Aggies flirted with a 21 point loss but then screwed around and covered the spread. The eyes of Texas were upon an upset of LSU but they couldn’t close the deal. For a while it looked like nothing of note for the FML. Then #Pac12AfterDark delivered us a discrete package full of recreational schadenfreude.
Fully 40% of the movement in the FML this week took place in the Pac 12. Only three teams from the Pac are still sitting at Level 3 while the rest of their peers are going supernova and making for the exits. We even have an unexpected new team leading the charge to the bottom in fun and interesting ways. Thank you, Pac, for making an otherwise dull week an exercise in running over your neighbor with a dockless scooter.
MID-SEASON RULE CHANGES
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- Last week’s board was bullshit and we all know it. Tennessee deserved a drop for the turd they dropped on Neyland, and they shall have it. Henceforth, losing to an unranked G5 team will constitute a one level drop on the FML. We shall refer to this rule as The Voluntierdrop, and it has been applied retroactively to the season and dropped several teams.
MISERY OF NOTE
COASTAL MISERELITES USC delivered #23 Stanford a 25 point loss to an unranked rival, giving us our first triple-drop of the season. The gulf in the west coast between the Wins and the Win-Nots is increasing every day, as the cost of rent inside your opponent’s head continues to skyrocket. (This metaphor holds in that in both cases no one cares what happens in Arizona.)
MORE LIKE TERRORPINS SEND TWEET Maryland is averaging almost 18 points per quarter so far in 2019. Maryland. The Maryland Terrapins. Yeah, the ones who went to the Big Ten with Rutgers. This time they tuned up #21 Syracuse for 43 points, giving the Orange the ol’ double-drop and vaulting the turtles into Level 1. Enjoy it while it lasts, Terps. We’ve met.
COLLEGE KICKERS FUEL THIS PROCESS From the FML standpoint the Colorado-Nebraska game had it all: A historically successful team with fans primed for misery after talk of their hot new coach returning them to the national picture. A lesser rivalry of yesteryear. Most importantly, it had the Colorado Buffaloes - college football’s “meh” emoji - wandering through the first half in a haze, then waking themselves up with a bracing 96-yard fleaflicker and stumbling into a victory when a college kicker shanked one in OT. These games are why we watch (provided we are neither Huskers nor Buffs).
Yeah your thread title did say east is trashBad in the east?
None in particular I just like watching to see who winsAh yeah, I thought it was a reference to a game yesterday.
What team do you support?
I felt less sick about this win than I did against Miami. This felt more like KY found a way to be KY and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Losing our QB is not something the fanbase that I'm connected to are real upset about. Most were wishing Franks would grow (he hasn't grown much in 4y, why would he in one week?), or the play calling would improve (it isn't) = basically not happy with Franks @ QB for the past 2y+ but not knowing what we have behind him (insert long string of 'injury prone back up' nicknames for Trask...more often referred to as Trash). Now we know, Franks was a team leader (as seen by the player support when he went down), even if he may or may not have been the best QB to be starting.
We tried to take some hope from Trask going in and bringing us back for the win, but a lot of it goes to the UK play calling, they were giving us those short passes - Franks didn't use them, Trask did. Ah well, new season starts today. Though, we had a fistful of other injuries...need to know how long some of those guys will be out.
Didn't you think we looked awesome until the wrist injury? He started like 9/9 or something.