consumer
Bluelighter
FUBAR. You are cleared for take off. Goodluck. Did you remember to bring bog roll? It might come in handy.
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Gibberings CCXV -- 2C-B And A Mine Field Of Fuckery...
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F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Heavy duty 3 ply bog roll - check.
3, 2, 1, we have ignition...
I'm in!
It's a bit fuckin dark in here though, I can't see a thing, surely that's not right? Hang on, I can sense a presence looming at me from out of the void. "OM, OM, is that you?" It's not replying, but I don't think it's OM, it seems hostile - in fact, its malevolence is almost tangible.
Wait, I think it's trying to communicate... I can't understand the language though, it's just making incessant shrill noises spewing forth bile and vitriol.
It's getting louder and closer now - I can feel it's foetid breath on my face, and I can't find my turd!
It's got hold of me, shaking me around like a rag doll... Now it's getting light, I'm starting to see this evil entity for the first time. Oh My God, OH MY GOD!! It's... It's...
It's the fuckin wife - demanding to know why I'm zonked out in the chair, muttering to myself and covered in shit!
Consumer! You've made a cunt out of me yet again!
3, 2, 1, we have ignition...
I'm in!
It's a bit fuckin dark in here though, I can't see a thing, surely that's not right? Hang on, I can sense a presence looming at me from out of the void. "OM, OM, is that you?" It's not replying, but I don't think it's OM, it seems hostile - in fact, its malevolence is almost tangible.
Wait, I think it's trying to communicate... I can't understand the language though, it's just making incessant shrill noises spewing forth bile and vitriol.
It's getting louder and closer now - I can feel it's foetid breath on my face, and I can't find my turd!
It's got hold of me, shaking me around like a rag doll... Now it's getting light, I'm starting to see this evil entity for the first time. Oh My God, OH MY GOD!! It's... It's...
It's the fuckin wife - demanding to know why I'm zonked out in the chair, muttering to myself and covered in shit!
Consumer! You've made a cunt out of me yet again!
consumer
Bluelighter
My evil plan has come to fruition.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
consumer
Bluelighter
We still have not heard from OM. I hope he is alright. You may have to go in again FUBAR
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Sod that mate, it's your fuckin turn...
consumer
Bluelighter
Only you have sufficient frozen turd mastery. It must be you i am afraid.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Well, if you'd actually sent DMT instead of fuckin roofies in the first place, I might have stood a chance...
consumer
Bluelighter
I am actually a bit concerned now in all seriousness. Its a bit unusual for OM not to post.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Yeh, I was thinking the same tbh. He's on his own, with a bucket full of powerful drugs...
- It's absolutely nothing and everyone knows it's in jest etc.
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Piss off
Also, that's a negative captain Love.
I don't understand ? My post was certainly not meant as an offence and I hope that it wasn't read as such.
Heres hoping OM is well
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Ha ha ha you have given no offence. Simply the implication of me having everyone's contact info and that in no way is offensive darling just funny. 
Hopefully he's taking the day off to do fun stuff or hang out with mates. The world is surprising that way.
Hopefully he's taking the day off to do fun stuff or hang out with mates. The world is surprising that way.
Ha ha ha you have given no offence. Simply the implication of me having everyone's contact info and that in no way is offensive darling just funny.
Hopefully he's taking the day off to do fun stuff or hang out with mates. The world is surprising that way.
Haha Sadie - I'm a bit wobbly. Massive hugs n stuff - speak to you tomoz.
consumer
Bluelighter
Mmm does anyone have a way to contact him?
consumer
Bluelighter
Lol. Back in the saddle Bear