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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

wtf does fnarr mean? i'm sick of these constant abbreviations ppl use these days rofl. ;)
 
Shambles said:
This was the obvious follow-up enquiry. Answer given (guesswork, I do believe) being that a bit of string would be more accurate. Suppose it depends how obsessive one is about the length of their vagina.
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Well that doesn't make any sense - reading off the ruler directly vs using that same ruler to measure a piece of flimsy string.

Also isn't there a bit of rope burn possibility 8o?
 
You know I've just remembered something relevant to the thread.. I once wrapped a piece of paper round my pecker then keeping its shape, put the roll of paper in my mouth to see how wide a girl has to open up.
 
Some are quite a mouthful.

And i think a wooden spoon handle would be fine if wet and nicely lubed.
 
This big, if you must know:

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Think it's about seven and a half inches.
 
Sadly that's the highlight of my evening. So, thanks!

I think Marms said that BHM was currently winning.
 
Actualol

No point beating around the bush unless we're paddling. Blame whoever started the thread, it's only a cock.
 
darkinthepark said:
Some guy in rehab offered to sneak in a toblerone bar I had bought from a town visit, when he told me how he planned on getting it past the med team I kindly declined his offer. It was one of the large toblerone bars as well.
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Fucking hell, that's disturbing, I can only imagine how that conversation went.

He must have been pretty desperate for toblerone, and what kind of a rehab stops someone from eating toblerone anyway unless it's a fatso clinic anyway?
 
They barely checked me for drugs let alone toblerones when I was inpatient detox for a week. Did ask me if I'd brought any drugs in with me - I hadn't and said as much - but they really didn't do much actual searching. Could've brought anything in. Other folk did - only hash though which the staff seemed to accept and turn bit of a blind eye to. Couple of the boozers would nip over to the pub for a cheeky pint of an afternoon too. Detox clinic directly opposite a pub with the smoking room overlooking it. Hardly a surprise there were a few... escapees on any given day. Never quite understood it myself cos seemed to be more about trying to get one over on staff than any serious and overwhelming craving, The boozers baffled me. Either so fukked on Librium they couldn't get out of bed or pottering about without a care in the world. Could hear the puking behind closed doors though. Was kinda like trying to withdraw from heroin in a pub to be honest. (I was the only person there for heroin at the time - everybody else was booze 'n' blooze stuff).
 
I wasn't searched on entry either, but turning a blind eye to hash seems to be a bit far in the opposite direction of lenient for a detox clinic to me. Especially as there are increasing numbers of people in detox for cannabis. Nipping over to the pub for a pint seems pretty lax too!

I think the boozers had the tendancy to show the most denial over their behaviour from my experience, but I have no idea whether that's a fair generalisation to make. One of the counsellors did say that in his experience boozers tended to underestimate their habit and drug users would overestimate.
 
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