Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

[One Thousand Words]

And I'll stump up a tenner if they continue.

I'd chip in but seem to be a little short

 

[Sprout]

I was gonna join in on the puns but thought I'd take the moral high ground and walk away....

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ good on you, most of the puns about Oscar are pretty low.

 

[Raasyvibe]

...I'm sure no-one would be quite so harsh on this matter, if only they could walk a mile in his shoes.

 

[Sprout]

Oscar Pistorious has no legs.
Fuck the puns. Though if I continue I may have to get down on my knees and pray, that or stump up a good enough reason.

 

[Raasyvibe]

I'm stumped too.

And I'll stump up a tenner if they continue.

Oscar Pistorious has no legs.
Fuck the puns. Though if I continue I may have to get down on my knees and pray, that or stump up a good enough reason.

You guys are pathetic. Or maybe you're... running out of Oscar puns? eh?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Thats suck a knee jerk reaction to the problem

 

[swampdragon]

Mm, the punners should all be brought to heel, really.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Make them toe the line you say?

 

[Raasyvibe]

He'd better learn to toe the line in prison.

Make them toe the line you say?

C'mon, every pun is either a repeat or a copy from someone else now. The quality of puns here, is not exactly reaching any new heights.

 

[Shambles]

We ran out of original puns about halfway down the first page. The occasional new one does make it out the blocks, but mostly they've been done to death. However, repetition to the nth degree happens to be rather amusing in its own right, so I'm sure we could happily stand for several more pages of the same puns over and over again.

 

[One Thousand Words]

You nailed it shambles

 

[bummer]

some might say we have run out puns.
me, i think the thread still has legs

so I'm sure we could happily

stand for several more pages of the same puns over and over again.

unlike pistorious

 

[Raasyvibe]

Yeah well pointed out

 

[One Thousand Words]

We'll we can't all be stand up comedians

 

[Raasyvibe]

Most of Oscar would agree with that

 

[One Thousand Words]

I heard over 60% of the South African population is watching the trial on television.

This could cripple their economy

 

[Raasyvibe]

They cant film in the courtroom. We're missing alot of him.

 

[Shambles]

Nice attempts at extending the pun possibilities, fellas.

He was a bit of a legend in his own lifetime. Unfortunately that legend was cut short.

 

[BecomingJulie]

I don't know, he's got two leg-ends now .....