Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

[maxalfie]

lol, rip off his joke completely why don't you?

I think all of these jokes towards him are disgusting and insensitive. He's already got enough on his hands.

Apologies,I hadn't seen that it had already been posted otherwise I wouldn't have posted it myself.
Don't take shit too seriously.

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ I will take it seriously, theres just no need for these pathetic jokes.

Imagine how Oscar would feel reading this...? I bet he can't stand it!

 

[One Thousand Words]

He doesn't need your white knighting raas, I'm sure he can stand on his own two feet.

 

[Raasyvibe]

I stood up for him because someone needed too!

 

[matt<3ketamine]

the bail for him was set recently: an arm and a ...


ill get my coat

 

[parttime crackhead]

Does he get to keep his mad legs if he goes to jail?

 

[Shambles]

I don't think he does actually. Sure I heard somewhere that you're not allowed to have that kinda thing (or get it swapped for prison issue variety thereof) cos they can be used as weapons - or even assist an escape. He's not even gonna need prison moonshine to get legless if that's the case.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Are they at least going to give him a skateboard?

These are the important questions that need answered.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Without his blades prison is going to be a real drag

 

[Raasyvibe]

It will be very hard in jail without his blades - though, I'm sure he'll receive props for going ahead with it.

 

[Raasyvibe]

Physically sick: Oscar Pistorius vomits into a bucket as the pathologist who carried out the post-mortem on Reeva Steenkamp gave a graphic account of her injuries

It tore him apart.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'm wondering what the last thing that went through his girlfriends head? Well apart from the bullet....

 

[Shambles]

Puking doesn't really surprise me given the distinctly cowardly shooting through a locked door method of killing somebody.

It will be very hard in jail without his blades - though, I'm sure he'll receive props for going ahead with it.

At least he'll only have half the usual worries about life and limb.

 

[Uncle Robert]

I'll give a random person in this thread £10 if the puns stop

 

[Shambles]

And I'll stump up a tenner if they continue.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Side note while I was looking for an image to reply with I stumbled across this-

I'll never see eels the same way again :D

 

[Raasyvibe]

I'll give a random person in this thread £10 if the puns stop

Let them run their course.

 

[swampdragon]

I don't know why, but I hadn't bothered reading this thread because I thought it would be a serious discussion. Why the fuck did I think that? 8)

Great punning guys.

 

[smokemctoke420]

I know the clip you're on about. Po' lil Tink Tink

Didn't Katt Williams quit comedy during a total meltdown a few years back?

Yeah he did but he's doing some tours now. I'm going to see "the growth spurt tour" on April 11th at Baltimore arena. Can't wait.

 

[Shambles]

I'm going to see "the growth spurt tour" on April 11th at Baltimore arena. Can't wait.

Nor can Pistorius.