Pets MEGA Cats VS Dogs - POLL!

[Jabberwocky]

I'd have a whale shark, but only if I could hang out with it while it roams through the ocean, basking on plankton

 

[nuttynutskin]

/\ Can you think of the blowjobs that thing could give???

 

[axl blaze]

I would have a pet Capuchin money, and I would name him Ampersand (&) of course!!

 

[the_Owl]

Probably a skunk...

 

[phenethylo J]

japanese giant salamander

 

[Bardeaux]

I would have an African Grey Parrot

And teach it to sing radiohead

 

[momma5]

I think that I would pick a kangaroo . I have quite a few reasons. First, just look at em! They're so cute!

They're cute, and soft. But beyond that, they can kick the crap outta anybody, and you can ride them !!! Hell yeah!

 

[Jabberwocky]

I think that I would pick a kangaroo . I have quite a few reasons. First, just look at em! They're so cute!
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They're cute, and soft.

Then you may also like Koalas (as mentioned in a post above)

 

[revolve]

I think that I would pick a kangaroo . I have quite a few reasons. First, just look at em! They're so cute!

They're cute, and soft. But beyond that, they can kick the crap outta anybody, and you can ride them !!! Hell yeah!

You can't ride kangaroos...

 

[nuttynutskin]

I was thinking that too... Even if it could support a human there's no way one of those would let you ride it. I've heard they taste good tho.

 

[T. Calderone]

Probably the most adventurous I would go with a pet (and keep him away from anything I don't want kicked to shit)

damn, poopie already posted this little guy, must find another!




With a goat like this, who needs a German Shepherd?

 

[nuttynutskin]

Fucking lol

 

[SirTophamHat]

giant river otter

i would also accept a normal sized one

also, nuttynutskin, if a catamount didn't kill me, i would totally go for one of those too. so majestic

 

[blue1995]

None. Who wants to clean up all that shit?

 

[Blind Melon]

I wanted to be the first to say "Skunk", because I actually think they're pretty damn cute, and they are exciting but without that, "will it rip off my face?" excitement.

I'd have to say for decoration an exotic tri-quarium (spelling?) with turtles, frogs and fish if possible. And some Bonsai Trees for good measure.

For companionship and ease of care I'd choose a cat every single time.

 

[dopemaster]

I'd go for a Tiger. That would be awesome, till it ate me.

 

[nuttynutskin]

Maybe I'd get one of these and feed it children...

 

[claire22]

I would, without even a shred of doubt, get a monkey.

Look, you just can't compete with a monkey. Imagine the possibilities. If you're anything like me aka lazy, you could train it to style your hair in the mornings while you are asleep so you can use that 20 minutes on something more productive, like thinking about more things you could teach a monkey.

 

[JeSt*]

Probably a skunk...

A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. He had the scent gland removed, so it doesn't spray everybody and everything. Doesn't mean he doesn't try to do it anyways though. His name is Blaise. It's actually a pretty rad pet.... except for when your feet are on the ground. He fucking LOVES attacking your feet/toes.

...But as for me, the coolest exotic pet to have, in my opinion, would be a fucking Ocelot. It's also known as a dwarf leopard. Wouldn't that be rad as fuck? lol.

 

[Max Power]

I would, without even a shred of doubt, get a monkey.

Look, you just can't compete with a monkey. Imagine the possibilities. If you're anything like me aka lazy, you could train it to style your hair in the mornings while you are asleep so you can use that 20 minutes on something more productive, like thinking about more things you could teach a monkey.

It would be grand.