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EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

Not wanked for years but when I used to I would speed wank so I got to the orgasm as quickly as possible.
Was never one to take 30mins for a leisurely wank,couldn't see the point.
 
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As MDB correctly points out this deserves a thread of its own.

So, sometimes I like to press and rub the soles of my feet together. I do love feet though, usually ladies not my own.
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Me too. That's weeeeeird.
 
the end result is so much more satisfying after a lengthy build up, max! i took a couple of hours once and the climax was truly phenomenal.
 
Ive always liked dexys midnight runners and to cum on eileen. Shes getting a bit fed up of it now though. I'll fetch my coat too.

Its a weird thing when u take opis, sometimes when you get down to business, so to speak, you can just tell its never gonna happen, other times you think it might but you have to give up frustradeldly after some time when it becomes clear its not gonna happen.

On some unexplainable days , probably due to high testorone and lots of stimulation i know im gonna be able to bash one out in about 1 minute flat. A real quickie is sometimes just what the Dr ordered (literally it is a healthy habit).

I usually like to take me time over it, gather up fresh 'wank material' and decide which image or clip is most worthy of my spunk,

But as im on opis i've rarely wanked more than once a month for the last year or so. It makes it such hard work. I mean you get hard, but nothing happens. Its like the cant piss thing on opis,.......

errrr, i think i may have said too much lol, havent even taken any benzos either, sorry ladies if any offence was caused.
 
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Wiki: Prudence Jones and Nigel Pennick in theirA History of Pagan Europe(1995) classify "pagan religions" as characterized by the following traits: Creepy Masturbation of which Ceres approves wholeheartedly <3
 
I normally spend like 20 mins looking for a great clip to watch... then spend like 10 - 20 masturbating... then 10 mins cleaning up the mess... a good way to pass time :p
 
Holding and squeezing my balls while polishing the rod, and just sort of pressing them with the palm of my hand :| :)


Oh yeah and my most heavily used habit is to wank far too quickly and violently, suffer a barely-felt orgasm, and spend five minutes wishing I was dead :D
 
Peter Sutcliffe liked wearing a green V-neck jumper upside down over his legs. I don't know if that counts.
 
for advanced wankers only: use only your forearms to wank your cock with, it feels especially nice after a shower when your skin is all soft and clean, it's actually a very difficult tecnique to perform, and as for aiming, well erm, I'll leave that to your imaginations.
 
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