coors light
Bluelighter
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Resistance only causes my erection to poke out of my tight jeans
I find it odd that you mention your penis alongside a picture of a child and a cat, is there something your not telling us?
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Resistance only causes my erection to poke out of my tight jeans
So? Is the modstick more of a dildo or a light-saber?
It's more of a baton.
A conductor's baton?
I have a few bikes, but one of them is a Vespa 200PX. Already having my own scooter with some custom work done must give me some bonus points surely???
Pffft Vespa...that's a girls Scoot mate, you want a proper Lambretta that blows up or breaks down every 50miles, you'll be riding an auto before you know it![]()
Will be looking to get my licenses for the bigger bikes when I finish uni, growing up my dad had a gawjus ducati 996
Cornish 4 mod. Even if he is yet another man from the UK.

Mate how long are you going to keep this up before you realise that the sub-normal-IQ "lulz" that are lauded with so much uproarious praise in Teh Lounge are simply material not fit for consumption on EADD? Not to a single soul. You're your own audience.
I'll put in an application for EADD mod and break my back over brainwashing the fellas to take me in as one of the crew if it means I can formally kick out clueless individuals who have no place here.
So? Is the modstick more of a dildo or a light-saber?