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Just seen some programme about an african tribe living with a rich american family, watching them get botox and other weird shit, i think that shit is a bit weird, fuck knows what they must have thought
 
There was a program on the radio the other day about cosmetic surgery and how wealthy Africans are going nuts for it, the tribe didn't need to go to the States to see that stuff...
 
I had to stop the work, think I've developed RSI or something :\ got a doctor's appointment at 2pm. That's what comes after 10,000 posts!
 
^Its that stupid 'Meet the Natives' show - take a couple of villagers from some remote village in the middle of nowhere and introduce them to day to day living in a major city. Pretty mind numbing TV as each season tried to get more and more extreme reactions / people etc.
 
Ben So Furry said:
Blimey you've been in the wars recently. Hope it won't stop or slow down you posting.
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Yeah I know, if it was someone else I'd think they were taking the piss.
How's the cats? It is cats plural isn't it? I'm pretty sure I've seen you mention more than one.
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Just the one cat, she's fine, she just sleeps eats and shits, and sometimes has her crazy half hour. Reminds me, I've got a video of her doing cat stuff I was going to post!
 
Yeah I'd like to see that. My mate has a cat that if you put a piece of paper folded in half and stand it up to make a pyramid shape she dives under it. Crazy. Also you can have a conversation with her, if you go 'mew' to her she always replies. It's dead funny.

Anyway news of the cat I don't like, he's getting old now and all the hair is falling out near where he would eyebrows if human. Leaving all his catty wrinkly skin. Looks well weird. Also I was looking into his crazy attitude stealing food off folk and jumping on the kitchen sides and such and not being able to stop it no matter what I do and found this. Been trying to implement the suggestions in that article but it's difficult especially with a little girl who gives him tidbits secretly.

God I'm so bored, so much so I've been watching the Youtube comedy week videos. They are absolutely dire. Going to fish out my Fawlty Towers DVD's and get some proper comedy on. I can't believe what passes for funny nowadays. Very American influence, so, so crap.

Anyway Knock hope you get all sorted at the doc's.
 
You think your cat's gone insane, Ben? If hassling for food is a sign of madness then my cat should be in a straightcollar. I tease her with those treat sticks because she loves them so much. She'll even try to eat my finger if I make it look it's coming out the wrapping! Fortunately she seems to dislike the taste of human flesh.

I hate going to the Doctor, they always make you feel like you're wasting their time. Just getting seen requires a brass neck, I phoned them yesterday to make an appointment and they couldn't fit me in until the end of June! So I went in and spoke to them face to face, told them I couldn't work, and they magically found a cancellation.

But now I'm starting to wonder if I am a time waster. I'm typing with two keyboards, one per hand, so my arms are pointing straight ahead rather than angled in to the keyboard, and it seems to be fine. But I bet if I spent a solid half hour I'd be in pain.

So I need to type lots before 2pm to see if I can recreate the symptoms I've been getting.
 
pinkpapaver said:
In all my years working with lots of young muslim men I have never ever ever heard anyone say allahu akbar. Penty of woolahi and inshalla but nevr that one. Terrorist attack my arse. Lunatic attack more like. Remember the shankill butchers? They may have targeted catholics but they were fucking lunatics taking advantage of a situation. This will be what these boys have done.

Let the shit be stirred and the divisions widened.
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Exactly. Great post.

brimz said:
I am a sex God
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Exactly. Great post. :D

For the record, I'm a sexless beast.
 
knock said:
You think your cat's gone insane, Ben? If hassling for food is a sign of madness then my cat should be in a straightcollar. I tease her with those treat sticks because she loves them so much. She'll even try to eat my finger if I make it look it's coming out the wrapping! Fortunately she seems to dislike the taste of human flesh.

I hate going to the Doctor, they always make you feel like you're wasting their time. Just getting seen requires a brass neck, I phoned them yesterday to make an appointment and they couldn't fit me in until the end of June! So I went in and spoke to them face to face, told them I couldn't work, and they magically found a cancellation.

But now I'm starting to wonder if I am a time waster. I'm typing with two keyboards, one per hand, so my arms are pointing straight ahead rather than angled in to the keyboard, and it seems to be fine. But I bet if I spent a solid half hour I'd be in pain.

So I need to type lots before 2pm to see if I can recreate the symptoms I've been getting.
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I'm not sure. All cats are insane. He does display all symptoms in that article and I'd hate to think the way he's been conditioned has sent him mad and suffering because of it and doing the things in the article won't hurt him and may benefit him if it's correct so I don't think it's a bad idea.

It's always the case that your symptoms magically disappear before going to the Doctor. Propbably more about the time it takes to get an appointment. I'm my own worse enemy at the Doctors. Whatever I go for I have what I'm going to say all ready in my head then when I sit down and think 'well actually it's not too bad' and play it down.

I wouldn't worry too much about thinking you are wasting their time Knock. Doctors have to deal with worried to death parents with kids with the sniffles all day long. Don't let it get worse mate.
 
The illusion of bullshit racism, religion, egotistical greed power government and media influencing brainwashing bullshit divides us, its all bollocks

anyways, nice day off, just spent some time with my lovely gran, lil guitar mess around, bit of mixing, might do a lil bit of oxy and maybe watch Django in a bit. although last time i tried to watch a film on oxy it got annoying trying to keep my eyes open
 
It's well sunny today, nice I'm gonna walk down to the bakery in the village, a couple of weeks ago I took a shortcut through a farmer's field and found tons of poppies, now most of those growing alongside the road are useless papaver rhoeas, which I pick anyway as they do have some very mild effect if you eat a dozen of the fresh pods, but I have also found a lot of somniferum. Last week I picked a few of those pods, most of them were still flowering though. Hope I find more today
 
@b.c.f no offense man and dont take this the wrong way but no wonder youve landed up in court when you carry on the way you do, you should be using this time to get your act together instead of risking making things worse.

take it ez bro.
 
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