Gibberings CXXXIII: Teenage Mutant Ninja Bukake

[swedger77]

Two actually.

West Bromwich Albion

Brighton & Hove Albion

Stirling Albion

Albion Rovers


Both Scottish so no one cares as Sottish football is so shite

 

[Mailmonkey]

MM I wonder if you remember my little girl mentioning she wanted an iPad? I think you mentioned you were buying your lad a tablet.


So MM how does your lad get on with his? He's a few years older than my little lady but do you think 5 is too young?

So instead a friend of ours is selling us their old Wii. I'll softmod it and stick all the games on a HDD for her. I thought about getting a WiiU with the extra cash I had she may not get on with it so I'll test the waters with this first.

Ha, he had his Wii when he was 5. He's 7 now. We got him a 2nd hand Wii off of ebay with a truckload of games, controllers, dancemat, wiifit board etc. At 5 he didn't realise it was all 2nd hand anyway.

He'sgetting on really well with his tablet, we got him one of these to go with it....

He was well chuffed, he'd wanted a DS. he's only really using it for games etc at the moment. But he does get homework and stuff now where he has to use the internet to research stuff, so willbe useful too.

He went over to a mate's house last night who's 10, and has some sort of iPad, or a massive iPod with touchscreen etc, he was a bit jealous of my son's tablet, cos being Android you haven't got all the hassle and there are more free games and things.

As for age, i dunno, a few of my son'smates have tablets, almost always generic Chinese ones like his. And he was asking for a DS. Which we thought was a bit shit.


If a lot of your daughter's friends have iPads,tablets etc,then maybe...but really,an iPad, for a 5 year old.????? £400 or however much they are? We're thinking chances are that the tablet will get dropped at some point soon, and a £69 quid tablet (that does everything a kid would use an ipad for) is a lot less hassle/expense to replace.

(Oh and Ben, we don't really play HOTD Overkill together, 18 certificate and all. Play HOTD 2 and 3 though)

There are much cheaper alternatives, seriously Apple is just too pricey. I have a Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 and it works flawlessy, true it's not that cheaper than an iPad but there are a few others that are. I do like the Apple Store better for apps, but the Google Play shop you can access on Android tabs is also pretty decent.

Whatever you do make sure you block the ability to purchase aps or your kid will bankrupt you, guaranteed. No paying on the app store, no in game purchases, seriously man be careful of that.

Word Kenny. Wise words for a man without kids. My son has to enter a passwordto purchase anything.

 

[ColtDan]

what the fuck... lol at 30 secs onwards

Lady of the drone

 

[Ben So Furry]

Thanks Snolly, good to see you too.

This however:

Hollyoaks Omnibus on a hangover.

Sounds like my idea of hell.

Wanted to ask you something actually as you seem to like your codeine. I managed to get a few 100 packs of the 30/500's and I always thought I could give or take codeine but the rate at which I'm getting through them is startling and I'm starting to feel like I need them as opposed to want them. So how do you manage your use? Tolerance is a nightmare. Also if I stop all of a sudden can I expect anything nasty? Sorry to pry, hope you don't mind.

Cheers MM, Ceres and SHM for your advice. I think I've settled on what I'm going to get her but it'll be for Christmas.

MM I played HOTD:Overkill recently on the PS3 and in the soundtrack it goes something like 'we asked a hooker and she said I'd suck that guys dick' and I thought how do I explain that?

It's a crap game anyway and pales in comparison to the 1 & 2, never played the third I don't think. The gratuitous swearing in Overkill is just plain stupid.

EDIT: Cheers Kenny just saw your post, that's good advice, I was going to look into limiting internet access because I don't think she's ready for a BL account just yet tbh.

 

[Mailmonkey]

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Wanted to ask you something actually as you seem to like your codeine. I managed to get a few 100 packs of the 30/500's and I always thought I could give or take codeine but the rate at which I'm getting through them is startling and I'm starting to feel like I need them as opposed to want them. So how do you manage your use? Tolerance is a nightmare. Also if I stop all of a sudden can I expect anything nasty? Sorry to pry, hope you don't mind.

Cheers MM, Ceres and SHM for your advice. I think I've settled on what I'm going to get her but it'll be for Christmas.

MM I played HOTD:Overkill recently on the PS3 and in the soundtrack it goes something like 'we asked a hooker and she said I'd suck that guys dick' and I thought how do I explain that?

It's a crap game anyway and pales in comparison to the 1 & 2, never played the third I don't think. The gratuitous swearing in Overkill is just plain stupid.

I know it wasn't directed at me but I was scripted on repeat 200 30/50's a month for well over twoyears, and dhc's too...

No GP ever called me in for review,just added othe painkillers and omeprazole to the list.

I stopped taking them one day, about a week after I had my new hips, and I was in absolute FEAR that night, thinking I was going to die,not a wink of sleep, hot/cold simultaneously swweating, reallly uncomfortable...spoke to a friend n the phone that day and she said that'll be opiate withdrawal.

I tapered myself, just spacing doses rather than tapering them, so going as long as I could without the badness starting, and then reducing the doses slowly too. It didn;t take long at all to do it.

Fuck knows what proper smack wihdrawal is like...

Swearing with kids is a funny one. he's heard me, and particularly me missis,and our friends swearing (we try not to, but you know what it's like), he listens to a lot of Beastie Boys, public Enemy etc....

We've told him, (cos kids work out evry quickly what swear words are) that it would be normal for him to swear with his mates IF he wanted to, but it's not acceptable to swear in front of adults, teachers, grandparents etc... and i think Ben agonising over lines like 'we asked a hooker and she said I'd suck that guys dick' is a bit too overprotective, a lot of complex lines like that just wash over them anyway.

I dunno, we all have different values and aspirations fr our kids, and i doubt any of us get it right.

 

[Pagey]

Wanted to ask you something actually as you seem to like your codeine. I managed to get a few 100 packs of the 30/500's and I always thought I could give or take codeine but the rate at which I'm getting through them is startling and I'm starting to feel like I need them as opposed to want them. So how do you manage your use? Tolerance is a nightmare. Also if I stop all of a sudden can I expect anything nasty? Sorry to pry, hope you don't mind.

Ben if you feel like you're starting to lose control on your codeine use you really should take a break. I don't mean that in a preachy way at all, but you'll probably end up regretting it if you don't...tolerance is what makes people move on to stronger things

You'll probably get WDs but codeine ones are quite mild compared to other opiates. They're still very unpleasant, but they're worth getting through and you definitely have it in you. Be careful

 

[Ben So Furry]

I dunno, we all have different values and aspirations fr our kids, and i doubt any of us get it right.

I agree with everything you have said RE parenting I know what she's heard and your right a lot of it washes over her head or we divert her etc. The swearing and comedy violence is funny to me but just seems a bit OTT but I think that's the point of the game. To be a parody of B-movies. I changed so much since becoming a parent it's untrue. I just want her to be innocent forever I think. Shame that can't be the case.

Thanks for the advice, I'll watch my use. I don't think I'm in over my head yet but I haven't stopped long enough to find out yet. I need too though.

Cheers Pagey, yeah I'm going to reign it in. Like I said I don't think I'm in major problem areas yet and I'd never move on to anything harder but I suppose that's what everyone says. It's just starting to feel like I need it to get through the day where before I scored this lot I would maybe do a CWE say once every two weeks because I liked it.

Thanks peeps. :D

 

[Mailmonkey]

I was lucky in that while I at first when i was first scripted codeine was over the moon, loved it, then got dhc too, was still in pain, but liked the feeling, for the first 12 months or so,then I really startedto dislike the way itwas making me feel...so after my op, the first thing I wanted to do was ditch the meds, my hips were gone, and the only pain was operation scarring, so really didn;t need the meds.....but the WD's surprised me...I guess they were exacerbated by 7days in hospital with morphine pump, then 4 times a day oramorph, and oxycontins. Which, on the day i got home, (loaded up with botlles of oramorph, oxies, and stocks of my codeine and dhc's at home) I just ceased using anything...

As soon as i realised what was happening i took a couple of codeines and a couple of dhc's and felt absolutley fine in about 15 mins.

I don't think,,no I wasn't a member at BL at the time. I just assumed dhc and codeine were pretty "safe" cos although I knew they were opiates, they were scripted by my GP, and with no warning about dependency issues, and an open repeat script. When tolerance kicked in, i got codeine phosphates and dhc's...and a load of gut-fucking NSAID's.

 

[Ben So Furry]

I'm just shocked at how many I've got through in such a short time. Tolerance is an issue and at the moment a dose is making me feel just normal without any of the buzz. I see what you mean about feeling off though I think I'm starting to tread that fine line at the moment.

Also I've noticed I'm getting a bit short tempered when it's starting to wear off. Like my head will be filled with horrible comments against anything anyone says to me? Is that normal or am I just a cynical old cunt?

 

[Pagey]

Yeah good for you MM, it's great you were able to ditch them so suddenly. Although I would speculate that being on morphine and oxys all week had a lot to do with the withdrawals, if they were that bad
But yeah seriously, kudos for that.

Problem with codeine is it really is a massive gateway drug, IMO. I know so many people - including myself - who started off with occasional 'controlled' use of codeine and ended up on smack. Vicious path. Obviously I'm giving that as a very dramatic example and I'm sure plenty of people manage never to move on to stronger things, but I think it's a risk everyone should be aware of. But so long as you stay realistic about it and realise the risks/stay well conscious of yourself there's no reason for it to go wrong. It's good you want to get a handle on it now rather than later Ben

Aaah Ben just saw your post. Yes, annoyance and anger are the little cherry on top of the opiate cake. They make you hate everything and everyone.
Last night I realised I haven't felt a single real emotion other than anger in months. But yeah, it's great you realise all this. Good luck

 

[Cornishman]

Gentle Ben

 

[Ben So Furry]

Gently Bently

Hi Cornishman. All good? :D

 

[Mailmonkey]

No Pagey, I ceased using them abruptly, and 24 hours later was the only time in my life I wished death on myself, I'd spent a whole sleepless night, soaked sheets, wondering why I was so uncomfortable...I started to thnk I'd got some deep tissue infection in the operation sites, and then i found myself HOPING that that was the case, and that I'd just die quickly...

I think I only took about 6-8 weeks to taper off completely.

But I really wanted to stop using them, I didnt enjoy these drugs. So I didn't have any slipups. That's why it was easy. I can see it being harder if you enjoy the drug and use it recreationally...

 

[Pagey]

Yeah, opiate withdrawals are pretty fukkin awful. Especially the psychological bit.

But yeah of course it's much harder if you enjoy the drug, but doesn't mean it's still not something to be proud of for you to have been able to quit and stuff
Speaking of which, I'm done with H. Like, done. For real. I don't want it anymore. I've come to terms with everything it's turned me into and I'm fine with it, but it's time to move on. The start of a much better rest of my life hopefully

 

[Ben So Furry]

Amazing stuff Pagey. You should be so proud of yourself. Never forget how well you have done and hold that thought. You have done brilliantly.

I'm starting to agree with MM, I'm starting to see the bad side of my occasional buzz and even though I can see how easy it is to fall into addiction I'm starting to wonder what people see in these drugs.

I hate feeling angry. I was on the look out for o-dt or whatever the long name is but I think I'll give it a miss after this.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I did a fuckload of pirate, and M1, went to bed about 8am, had 2 hours"sleep", picked our son up, took him to aparty, took dog for walk, picked son up, went fr bike ridewith him, made dinner, drinking a Westons, feel fucking fine and dandy.

Fuck oxy Dan, really, its shit and you don't like it anyway, it's askng for trouble.

 

[Pagey]

Amazing stuff Pagey. You should be so proud of yourself. Never forget how well you have done and hold that thought. You have done brilliantly.

thank you

I'm starting to agree with MM, I'm starting to see the bad side of my occasional buzz and even though I can see how easy it is to fall into addiction I'm starting to wonder what people see in these drugs.

Well it's great if you're starting to question the appeal. I think a lot of factors/personality play in a lot anyway, they're a subjective kind of drug like any other - but that's awesome fi the appeal's starting to wear off

 

[Morphling]

Oooooooh, someone beat up one of my most amazing, lovely, girly friends. Death wish, fucker!

 

[Munroe]

Either tolerance has rocketed in 2 days or I fucked up this poppy tea.
Think it got a bit too hot while steeping. Bollocks.

Sheepishly vaping PV as well. Not really got a feel for it yet.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Sheepishly vaping PV as well. Not really got a feel for it yet.

don't bother , I never got a feel for it, people either love it, or hate it..but carry on trying to get a feel for it anyway. i got through few grams over 6 months or so alwyas vaped about 3 qurters of it, flushed the rest, then ordered a new g after about 3 days (after meticulously unfolding every bit of foil i'd already vaped and rinsing outevery baggie with water etc etc)

But i was a bigger twat than those that love it. i really didn't, but it's compulsive , not in the same way (to me anyway) as coke, or pirate,or speed...I kept doing it, even though I didn't like it, at all.

Just stop now, everything i read about it made me think I'd love it, so i kept on trying to "get a feel for it"...why the fuck i did it I don;t know...sneaking in friends' or fmily's bogs for a sneaky vape, climbing in the back of the Royal Mail van for one, convinced I was being followed on my deliveries.

I've stopped even considering it now.

Horrible shit.