eaddtown

[BlindHelperMonkey]

if this place were our very own little society, which members could you see filling each profession, role or character archetype within the town?


heres my thoughts;


bhm - beloved town mayor


mailmonkey - UPS driver (post office disbanded shortly after mayor bhm's innauguration)


brimz - jobcentre advisor


stonehappymonday - town curmudgeon


myshkin - local wrong'un


shambles - jaded ex rent-boy


marmalade -
burlesque dancer


pagey - town gossip


ceres - trainee office admin (currently contesting allegations of significant CV embellishment)



crackhead - spade's P.A

knock - grot-shop owner


atm - twice bankrupted town drunk


gayorstraight - devoted wife of town mayor (later arrested on suspicion of poisoning beloved mayor bhm - finally acquitted due to overwhelming public support)

 

[brimz]

We have done this before all be it with different members .

In fact we did it to cheer us all up after a tragedy . Not so sure if the motifs behind your version are to cheer people up . But i'll take my Jobcentre Advisor position .
Not so sure about the rest of the crew .
I can see THe Town Hall getting Hi Jacked & the Mayor Ousted .

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

And set fire to. Town Hall or Mayor? Who cares.

Hey, just fulfilling my job.

 

[Ceres]

BHM - Archetypal cunt.

 

[Pagey]

Marmalade & knock made me laugh pretty hard

And I would totally be the town gossip.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'll only do the UPS thing if I dont have to wear that shit-brown uniform.

The wagons always look pretty tasty though.

When will the mayoral elections take place?

 

[knock]

Twenty-two minutes late, black ice at Norbiton.



I fucking relish my new role :D

Apart from the standing in the corner wanking bit. Or do I? Could get used to it

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

^

That's what I thought.

Anyway, is it too early to talk about podgering in this thread or....

 

[knock]

we can talk about wanking, then move on to podgering?

 

[Shambles]

I'll only do the UPS thing if I dont have to wear that shit-brown uniform.

Saw summat about those well-known genius Murkan gangland yoofs having to be informed that UPS drivers are not rival gang members recently. Apparently their main rival gang's colours are brown and UPS drivers got targeted as payback for some perceived slight or whatever. Gotta morons

Also, I mostly agree with the proposed townsfolk special powers

(at least once free and fair democratic process works its magic)

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Absolutely.

I've got a book set up btw for betting on correct time BHM deletes this shit. All bets and odds via PM, usual rules apply, statutory rights not affected.

 

[gayorstraight]

if this place were our very own little society, which members could you see filling each profession, role or character archetype within the town?


heres my thoughts;

gayorstraight - devoted wife of town mayor (later arrested on suspicion of poisoning beloved mayor bhm - finally acquitted due to overwhelming public support)

Hilarious. You're such a weirdo! :D

Absolutely.

I've got a book set up btw for betting on correct time BHM deletes this shit. All bets and odds via PM, usual rules apply, statutory rights not affected.

BHM don't delete, it's just a bit of fun!

 

[knock]

If he deletes it, I'll kick him in the cunt!

 

[gayorstraight]

If he deletes it, I'll kick him in the cunt!

Yay!

Your town mayor needs you!

 

[Mailmonkey]

Local grot-shop owner runs for mayor!

 

[Marmalade]

While I'm a tad flattered about the burlesque job, BHM, I have zero exhibitionist tendencies unfortunately. This is the first and only forum I've ever poster my pic on since I started foruming in 1999/2000. I don't even have a facebook page.

You're

nawt a good look for someone who whinges about poor grammar

Oh look I'm inside you! It's me, knock! I've fixed the poor grammar

 

[gayorstraight]

MM I'm always on my phone and I'm lazy. What's the dealio?? Wanna take this outside to the Angry Thread??

 

[Mailmonkey]

I don't know what the deal is. I don't care about double posts.

It's something we're supposed to do though. I've never asked why, just do as I'm told. :D

 

[brimz]

While I'm a tad flattered about the burlesque job, BHM, I have zero exhibitionist tendencies unfortunately. This is the first and only forum I've ever poster my pic on since I started foruming in 1999/2000. I don't even have a facebook page.


nawt a good look for someone who whinges about poor grammar

Oh look I'm inside you! It's me, knock! I've fixed the poor grammar

I'll see if i can find a course for you to go on .

 

[Marmalade]

Nice one. With any luck it'll include instructions on how to remove the steel rod from up my arse