eaddtown

[curious_24]

Nice one Ceres.

 

[Mental Kenny]

What do I do?

 

[ColtDan]

Listen to gabber

 

[Mental Kenny]

Listen to gabber

Would I get paid for that?

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

What do I do?

you spent time growing up in australia, right? how about..


kenny - escaped prisoner/eaddtown's most wanted man (no, not in the good way)

 

[Mental Kenny]

kenny - escaped prisoner/eaddtown's most wanted man (no, not in the good way)

Okay so I'm basically the leading freedom fighter, organizing the uprising against BHM's totalitarian state. Wicked

 

[Cornishman]

Can I be the beach lifeguard and frisbee enthusiast?

 

[brimz]

Yeah . I've already got you an interview it's a formality tbh ,. I'm the Jobcentre Guy you see .

 

[Cornishman]

Nice one Brimz!

 

[RLP]

Can I be zookeeper?

 

[Ceres]

can I be the guy that breaks into the zoo and barbequeus the marmosets?

 

[BecomingJulie]

Zookeeper! Sounds like a nice job. I watched a documentary about zookeeping on BBC3, ages ago, with the utterly gorgeous Noel Fielding in it.

..... It was a documentary, wasn't it?

 

[swampdragon]

Any jobs going, Jobcentre Guy? I appear to be an unemployed dragon.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

marmawhats..? about all eaddtown zoo has is a few scrawny sheep, an overweight, morose gorilla and two horses painted up to resemble zebras


...oh and a visually-impaired rhesus monkey that was donated on the mayor's birthday. 'bhm day' is celebrated each year on november the 1st... and no, its not a bank-holiday, you lazy fucks

 

[matt<3ketamine]

I'll be a simple shop keeper, are you a local? We will have no shouting here