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There were some damn fine lookin' ladies in Cell Block. <3

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atm23 said:
Again your so far from the truth, I'm calm mate it's so far off track I'm hardly likely to be bothered.
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sigh... poor atm, i thought youd moved past the denial stage when you were caught drinking UPS-van antifreeze for the second time in a week. please, just know we're all here for you sadsack, well until you start weeping uncontrollably again, anyway
 
Marmalade said:
While I'm a tad flattered about the burlesque job, BHM, I have zero exhibitionist tendencies unfortunately. This is the first and only forum I've ever poster my pic on since I started foruming in 1999/2000. I don't even have a facebook page.
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we started foruming at the same time.. ah, thems were the days. geocities, ezboards et al

no facebook page either, for a variety of reasons.. mostly of the antisocial, misanthropic variety youll be surprised to hear im sure



as for the exhibitionist'ness.. the mere thought of me is often enough to have the most shy, quiet and selfconcious of girls removing their clothes like they were in latter-stage hypothermia. from there its merely a case of slowing it down and including some music. i'll happily assist you in your full-scale rehearsals should you so wish. and dont worry, i have the cigars as well as provisions to wash dresses inside the almost-oval, mayoral office <3
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
sigh... poor atm, i thought youd moved past the denial stage when you were caught drinking UPS-van antifreeze for the second time in a week. please, just know we're all here for you sadsack, well until you start weeping uncontrollably again, anyway
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ahh the sweet irony=D
 
Don't mind me... just passing through your village. I won't cause no problems, but you best lock up your daughters tonight!
 
Not that anyone knows me but I'd be interested in knowing what position you think I'd fill..
 
^ The town's only Pharmacist (managing the local pharmacy within Boots).

You know EVERYONE'S dirty secret, you have your finger in MANY a lucrative, clandestine pie, and you'd probably play a very silent, but intergral role in the plot to kill off the Mayor (by the Town's Illuminati), ensuring your swift passage into the new order.

EVERYBODY loves you, 'cept for your key rival in the clandestine business (a previous 'employee' whom you sacked for secretly cutting your products before delivery).

BlindHelperMonkey said:
we started foruming at the same time.. ah, thems were the days. geocities, ezboards et al

no facebook page either, for a variety of reasons.. mostly of the antisocial, misanthropic variety youll be surprised to hear im sure



as for the exhibitionist'ness.. the mere thought of me is often enough to have the most shy, quiet and selfconcious of girls removing their clothes like they were in latter-stage hypothermia. from there its merely a case of slowing it down and including some music. i'll happily assist you in your full-scale rehearsals should you so wish. and dont worry, i have the cigars as well as provisions to wash dresses inside the almost-oval, mayoral office <3
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LOL, jebus, what an offer. A hands-on mayor. This is probably why wifey ends up trying to poison you ... your hands-on approach to the town ladies.
 
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Blue_Phlame said:
Don't mind me... just passing through your village. I won't cause no problems, but you best lock up your daughters tonight
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eaddtown locks up its daughters every night - partly because we adopted a strict form of sharia law - partly because myshkin, the town letch.. is known to prowl the streets late at night looking for his next young, trusting eadd girl victim. its a sad state of affairs im afraid
 
Marmalade said:
With any luck it'll include instructions on how to remove the steel rod from up my arse
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in spite of the fact of the particular type of dance i was referring to involves nothing as crass or obviously phallic-derived as a big ol', static length of metal to be grasped and rubbed against.. burlesque being about a million times more understated (and sexy) than mere poledancing.... does anyone else find the above quote incredibly alluring..? like by far and away the most unintentionally erotic thing ever uttered, by anyone in the history of eadd. because my god, it sure does it for me <3
 
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