The comedic potential ran its course long ago and has since been cut off at the knees.
Apparently he tried to shin down the drainpipe to escape the police but failed for obvious reasons.
He was only two feet from escaping mind you.



sounds as though he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
He hasnt got a leg to stand on
He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
With an excuse like that I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.
I really am quite surprised no-one has done the 'hasn't got a leg to stand on' one yet.
he has a whole collection of legs though. some to stand on, some to walk in and some to run in. perhaps more.He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
It's sometimes a force of habit to lock doors etc.who the hell locks the bathroom door in a house they share with only their partner?
It's sometimes a force of habit to lock doors etc.
Nope I have 4 younger brothers and grew up in a house of 6 peopleYou're a screw and I claim my ten pounds.