Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

[StoneHappyMonday]

He didn't have to aim well. He blasted 4 shots into a very small space. 3 direct hits.

 

[Mendo_K]

Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door.....but his girlfriend is dead against it.

 

[Shambles]

New puns

 

[pinkpapaver]

fellaz, fed up of your better halves moaning about the toilet seat being left up?

put up a picture of Oscar in the bathroom and they will never moan again

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Pistorius to consider World Championships

"I'll show you how to run when a gun goes off, bitch..."

 

[pinkpapaver]

that's brave. or is it just arrogant? better than twiddling his thumbs I suppose

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Poll?

I'm going for b)

 

[Shambles]

That's some lenient bail conditions he's got there. Usually the authorities wouldn't allow such leniency cos the accused would likely just leg it.

 

[pinkpapaver]

but that is what he is planning to do...unless he's entering in a new sport. do you know what? it seems that finally he is getting the sympathy that his cruel mother deprived him of. we've all read the interviews where he says "oh, my mom didn't let me be different ther was no getting special treatment coz i had no legs in my house. nope, my MOWM would say get your legs on oscar and get out with the other kids, I'm not having you sitting here feeling sorry for yerself while I'm washing the dishes, looking for sympathy. get out there boy"

so now, he is getting the positive discrimination/ special treatment that he has always craved because his mother deprived him of it. "poor poor oscar, what ya gonna do" wow, he could disappear kind of easily if he wanted to. he's going to get away with moider me thinks. or maybe he is innocent. ha ha

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'm starting to get the feeling that poor lil tink tink is gonna pull an OJ & get away with this somehow.

 

[Shambles]

If I were him I'd be up on me toes the first chance I got.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Stop it Shammy.

 

[One Thousand Words]

that's brave. or is it just arrogant? better than twiddling his thumbs I suppose

You can't just expect the bloke to retire and put his feet up.

 

[Shambles]

True. If he doesn't get back to work soon he'll be skint and properly down at heel.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

He'll be back on that track like a shot.

 

[parttime crackhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtrYU6vWdiE

 

[Shambles]

yujirobert 3 weeks ago

There must an Oscar Pistorius joke in here somewhere...

It seems so :D

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

If he does start competing again I pity the poor bastard who has to take him to the toilet for the drugs test.

 

[One Thousand Words]

His girlfriend was hot though. Pity no woman will go near a psycho like that now. He'll be as toey as a Roman sandal soon.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'm sorry that last one was lame. I think this joke has run out of legs