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I've needed a haircut for about a year. Fuck it lol.

Just realised, the email I got to say one of my hat orders has been cancelled means that I am no longer waiting on the delivery dude just on the posty, he can sign for stuff himself so I'm skinning up %)

I probably own about 6 or 7 hats, maybe more, but I only wear like 2 of them.
 
Wondering what a hedgehog hairstyle looks like snolly....spikey? Hedgehogs are lovely, though they carry fleas. Do you have fleas too?

I expected you to say about 30 hats parttime, 6 or 7 isn't that bad. I'd be embarrassed to admit how many pairs of shoes I have.

Enjoy your joint in the garden!
 
Haha aye, spikey and tufty, cut it too short initially so it's goin through a horribly awkward stage now. I don't THINK I have fleas but I best check...
 
parttime crackhead said:
I wish I had 30 hats. I grossly underestimated that 6 or 7 figure. I can actually see about 6 hats from where I'm sitting just now so I probably have more like a dozen, most are old & shite or don't fit me though.
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Are you balding or something?
 
Albion said:
Are you balding or something?
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Lol, nope. I just like hats & have messy hair.

Just as I was typing this a delivery dude rocked up with a hat, I was wrong about which one the postman was bringing. Just as well I took ages to skin this joint.

This one - also far too small. Fuck sake. I definitely need one that's XL not L/XL. The only one I'd ordered that was XL is out of fucking stock. Cuntbags.
 
snolly said:
Haha aye, spikey and tufty, cut it too short initially so it's goin through a horribly awkward stage now. I don't THINK I have fleas but I best check...
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Could you check me for fleas would be a bad chat up line wouldn't it? :D

You could borrow some of parttime's hats to get over that awkward hair length stage. I always regret getting my hair cut short, which means not being able to tie it up in a pony tail / bun. Never go shorter than that. You must save a bucket load on shampoo.

Are you back at uni yet?





Parttime has one of those ole hippy faces that looks good in a hat =D
 
Sad how hats went out of fashion. As any prewar crowd photo will confirm, a bare head was once the sign of a dodgy or mentally challenged character. Now, the opposite is more likely to be true. Wear your hats proudly, PHC, and help to brighten your High St.
 
Snolly if your heid isn't as massive as mine I've got 3 or 4 banging hats here that don't fit me lol. I've actually got one that I'm keeping, even though it's too small, because it's the best hat ever & I'm hoping that if I cut my hair off one day then it'll fit. Had it for months now, just hanging there, looking cool, annoying me.


Charlie knows. You can't go wrong with a good bunnet.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Snolly if your heid isn't as massive as mine I've got 3 or 4 banging hats here that don't fit me lol. I've actually got one that I'm keeping, even though it's too small, because it's the best hat ever & I'm hoping that if I cut my hair off one day then it'll fit. Had it for months now, just hanging there, looking cool, annoying me.


Charlie knows. You can't go wrong with a good bunnet.
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Could you make the hat damp and then stretch it by hand if it's quite a close fit at the moment? I think you could probably get another 1/4 inch out of most hats.
 
Hats feel a bit like shoes - I mean in that they can change how you feel, stand, poise etc.

They are coming back into fashion Charlie, have been for a while, as are beards. It amuses me to see so many young men with beards like my uncles wore.



And good morning boys! x
 
It's a New Era fitted cap (with attached ear warmers, sounds ridiculous, looks amazing) so it won't budge. I tried wedging a trainer in it overnight to stretch it, no joy. I'm pretty sure it would fit me if I had no hair, the hair seems to be what's getting in the way of most hats fitting on my dome.


I'd love a beard. I hate shaving, just use a beard trimmer thing to shave it down to stubble but anything longer & it grows in all patchy. If I could grow a proper beard I'd have a big santa effort.


Edit - Awesome hat. Just slightly too tight for my heid though, it hurts my forehead :(

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I really am away out to smoke this dooby now
 
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That look deserves a trip on the Trans-Siberian Express, visit Mongolia parttime lol

parttime crackhead said:
I'd love a beard. I hate shaving, just use a beard trimmer thing to shave it down to stubble but anything longer & it grows in all patchy. If I could grow a proper beard I'd have a big santa effort.
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=D

Can you imagine doing a Salvador Dali %)

Pleats
Bunches
Beaded
Curled
Dyed....

I took that too far didn't I 8(
 
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oolala you look very nice :)

The garden calls, man has put music, drugs and alcohol there...kate goes :D

xxx


Edit - she'll be raging if she see's you've posted that, take it down or feel my modstick!
 
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