Gibberings CIV: You're My Wife Now

[koneko]

I'm toying with a hair cut tomorrow, what do you thing eadd?

It looks lovely Albie, Lou you should have cut that fringe off.

Does anyone remember when fringes were called can cans? Why do americans call them bangs?

Morning all

 

[parttime crackhead]

Flying ants? I don't think I've seen those in Scotland.

Thank fuck someone else said it. I was thinking the same. I've never heard of flying ants. Well, I have heard of them, I know they exist, but I've never heard of them cutting about in this country.

out of boredom I chatted up a German bird, I knew that learning "du hast schone augen" would come in use sometime.

Next time say "Ich hasse mine schwase" (that's not spelt right at all). It means, when it's spelt correctly "I hate my dick". That's about the only German I know beyond hello & thank you.

 

[koneko]

There's flying ants here - I have them in my garden. Maybe you've just not noticed them in. They take to the air to shag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3934591.stm

 

[parttime crackhead]

Are they tiny? I've probably just not bothered to differentiate between a fly & a "flying ant". There's certainly not loads of them about. The insect count around here seems to be going down year on year. Mind wasps? There used to be loads of the fuckers, terrorising you all summer. Lucky if I've seen 3 all year.

 

[breakcorefiend]

They're bout 2/3 times the size of a normal ant

 

[parttime crackhead]

Right, I'll just have thought it was a fly then if I've seen one. Well, I won't really have thought about it at all.

 

[Allein]

@atm23 the pair of you.

If you mean a pic of my haircut it's been the same No.1 all over for many years, I do it myself. As I remember you have a not so secret talent in hair dressing

 

[koneko]

Wasps scare me, I've been stung several times and it makes me swell up. Some years ago one went down my bra when I was leaning over and stung my boob - this happened down the busy main street of Killie as I was talking to a charming man I fancied, who had to get the wasp out my bra for me since I was hysterically screaming. Embarrassing moment and he never did ask me out.

When it comes to wasps I'm not buddhist one bit.

You're right I've not seen many about in recent years.

 

[breakcorefiend]

I'm not a huge fan of moths, they piss me off the way they like to fly right into yer face and as ya hit them away they leave a trail of dust, also they're eyes freak me out, I remember doing a load of k over a mates and this humongous moth flew in so we decided to take target practice at it with an air gun.
When we killed it you could still see its eyes sorta watch ya, was weird, then over the night tens of fucking moths came into the room, we thought we may have killed they're leader..or maybe we were just far beyond spangled..either way..

 

[Albion]

Alreet matey, yeah has been time!

Lol nah I couldn't, going to get reason 5 either today or tomorrow, i can teach ya how to stop yer lfo's overlapping on yer 4x4 dub/electro/step tune if ya want, and also how to get a muuuch nicer grittier tone

Sorted!

There's flying ants here - I have them in my garden. Maybe you've just not noticed them in. They take to the air to shag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3934591.stm

The metre high club.

 

[koneko]

Those huge moths are freaky - though the furry ones are kinda cute. They'd scare the shit out of me out on anything remotely trippy, I can see why you killed it.

My cats like catching them but find them difficult to eat, you can see their wee kitty faces wincing lol.

Nice to see you back petal x

 

[breakcorefiend]

Yess! this was one of those big fucking furrball moths, I noticed it because it flew into the side of my head with enough force! it took many shots before its eyes glazed over, my mate felt guilt lol, and then it sorta summoned loadsa the fuckers into the room, maybe it gave off pheromones or something! ahh cats eating pretty much any insect is pretty spectacular! a cat chewing a spider is epic!

thanks Kate

everyone is being nice this morning, or maybe I'm just sleep deprived, still opiated and still got the lingering high from that hash yogurt, but escaped without a hangover :D

 

[koneko]

Yoghurt is very good for you, nourishing, so lets say it's that!

It's a nice morning there's no excuse not to be nice. However, I'm sure Spade will appear here and spoil the niceness haha.

How's life treating you?

 

[breakcorefiend]

Haha fair nuff :D

Tis a very nice morning out there, fucking blazing sunshine! makes a change to Ireland's generally grim weather!

Life is tedious! taking it a day at a time, trying to figure out what to do with myself! starting from the ground up! tis daunting as fook!
But hopefully things will get better gotta be optimistic!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Weather's banging here an all. Choking to laze about outside with tunes on. Can't though because I'm waiting on a fucking delivery & won't hear the cunt if I'm out the back.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Lol, how many hats are on their way?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Possibly 2 today, with another 1 still to come tomorrow or Monday as well lol. I think that's all, there might be more.

Hopefully the delivery dude rocks up soon & I can go get pished in the park.

Edit - Booooo! Just got an email saying one of my hat orders has been cancelled. Out of stock. Pish.

 

[koneko]

Haha fair nuff :D

Tis a very nice morning out there, fucking blazing sunshine! makes a change to Ireland's generally grim weather!

Life is tedious! taking it a day at a time, trying to figure out what to do with myself! starting from the ground up! tis daunting as fook!
But hopefully things will get better gotta be optimistic!

It's hard just now, but it'll click into place and you'll not even notice it. This gives you an opportunity to start again how you want - save that money and put it away to travel.

Weather's banging here an all. Choking to laze about outside with tunes on. Can't though because I'm waiting on a fucking delivery & won't hear the cunt if I'm out the back.

Take your deck chair out the front and skin up a fatty :D

I can't believe you've wasted £100 on hats - that could have done you for 2 weeks in Cambodia.

My oldest left for the Netherlands 3 weeks ago, for work and because he felt he was just existing and not living in Scotland. Subsidised to live in my old house, he had no incentive to branch out. He was starting to worry me, he was so down and he knew it. He just packed up and booked the tickets and is staying / working with that woof scheme until he finds better work. Has signed himself up to loads of agencies and is having a ball. Just listening to him on the phone makes me so relieved, he's much more upbeat and alive. I don't mean this in a bad way, but I hope he doesn't come back for a while - its doing him really good to do this.

Stop buying hats and start saving, regardless of the payment scale.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I've not wasted £100 on hats. No money spent on hats is ever wasted.

I'm not keeping them. 4 hats ordered. 1 is here, doesn't fit, 1 has been cancelled because they're out of stock. So I'm only waiting on 2, chances are I won't keep either of them. I'm brutal for forgetting to send shit back though, so I'll need to get it done asap.

 

[masaz]

I need a fucking hair cut. Had it cropped a few weeks back and now I've got this look of a hedgehog that's just been molested. Needs to hurry up and grow out sharpish.