Cornishman
Bluelighter
Who?
What?
Get a life spade. Jeezus.
What?
Get a life spade. Jeezus.
Who?
What?
Get a life spade. Jeezus.
+ Jessica Ennis has an incredible...abdomen.
Watching the Olympics, I've noticed that Jessica Ennis has FINISHED in 23 seconds, which is her PERSONAL BEST, but that's fuck all compared to me FINISHING in 11 seconds, which is my PERSONAL BEST, watching her camel toe...

Seven Cameroonian athletes have absconded while in Britain for the Olympics, officials say.
The seven, including five boxers, are suspected of having decided to stay in Europe for economic reasons, Reuters news agency reports.
A reserve goalkeeper for the women's soccer team, Drusille Ngako, was the first to disappear, the agency quoted Cameroon's Olympic mission as saying.
In June, an Ethiopian torchbearer, Natnael Yemane, 15, also disappeared.
He went missing from a hotel in Nottingham.
"What began as rumour has finally turned out to be true," Team Cameroon mission head David Ojong said, in a letter sent to the Cameroonian sports ministry.
"Seven Cameroonian athletes who participated at the 2012 London Olympic Games have disappeared from the Olympic Village."
No one saw this one coming. I reckon they have probably just gone to see the sights im sure they'll be back soon.
"A doping test?!"
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I'm sure he'll read that...
I'm sure he'll read that...