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I paraded naked in Tesco on killer legal high

ColtDan

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...Tesco-on-killer-legal-high-says-Katie-19.html

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"Katie, who describes herself as a respectable BMW driver" says it all:sus:

Looks like the end for 6 APB
 
Looks like 6-ABP is the new in vogue drug down at the printing office. Still, got a nice little stash that should last me quite a while what with all the good mandy about, so not particularly bothered.

Let's just hope they don't go banning MDAI because that stuff turns me into a sex fiend. Never come across a better sexytime drug in all my days.
 
It was always a stupid name and bound to cause problems at some stage, packaging the pellets up in such a commercial way was also just plain irresponsible, yet another body blow for the RC industry. I wonder what the true story actually is, I think most of us will have seen people totally wasted on MDXX, I've dealt with numerous people how have lost the plot on the stuff, I've never done 6 apb but from what I can tell the pellets are no more likely to mess you up than a dose of MDXX . Certainly MDA would have similar and I suspect more powerful effects yet I've never seen anything like that kind of loony behaviour with such substances.

I have seen people who have triggered a serious psychotic break on either amphetamines or LSD lose it in such a fashion, not in Tescos though:D I can only assume this poor girl had either taken something else as well or had some underlying mental issues....Tesco's Finest
 
Quote: "They thought I was a heroin addict." Come over to the heroin discussion thread we are always having problems with naturism and supermarkets, it's hysterical!

I'm more of a Morrissons man myself.
 
atm23 said:
I have seen people who have triggered a serious psychotic break on either amphetamines or LSD lose it in such a fashion, not in Tescos though:D I can only assume this poor girl had either taken something else as well or had some underlying mental issues....Tesco's Finest
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Funny you should say that, I used to be a security guard at Tesco some 12 years ago, and this dude came in and it was so obvious he was having a bad trip. Everyone else wanted to call the police or ambulance coz they just thought he was a loon. I just took the dude outside, slipped him a litre of orange juice, chatted him down a bit and convinced him to go elsewhere otherwise his afternoon was going to get even worse!
 
ColtDan said:
exactly. my first thoughts. such hypocritical bullshit,
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Shite ain't it?

While tobacco & alcohol remain legal, everything else should be legal. Ban tobacco & alcohol & I'll happilly support drug prohibition also... okay, well... not happilly but I would support it.
 
brimz said:
yeah well I 'm about to Go To Sainsburys and have a Wank.
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You classy gent you;), only Waitrose could trump that, maybe Knock could drag Albies unconscious spiked up body in there and take him up the wrong'un in the fruit and veg section.

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I didn't just post that
 
the end is imminent. Total witch hunt for 6-apb. Following the exact same pattern at MXE and meph. Digging up of comical drug induced tales. she looks like the sort of lass that would get her tits out without any drugs TBH.
 
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remember folks if this can happen to a respectful BMW driver with RIMS it can no doubt happen to less respectful owners of audi or volkswagons. god only knows what this drug would have done to a less than respectful ford mondeo driver with wheel trims. the horror.

stock up on 6-apb, the show is over for that one.
 
[email protected]

Competition time.

Email the above address describing the most rank "drunken" tale but mask the fact it was booze and instead continually refer to "legal-high".

Joseph Bloggs 35 from Perth a respectable off-shore worker who looks after a team of engineers in the north sea was caught shitting in a pot and placing the pot on a lit gas hob whilst under the influence of a so called " legal high" whilst at a friends birthday party hosted at a masonic lodge.

Joseph said " I can't remember much of the incident, but I can remember slurring my words and stumbling about all over the place, then i though it would be a good idea to defecate in a pot and cook it."

Witnesses said Joseph, a respectable father of two, was laughing hysterically when he pulled his pants down and hovered over a pot whilst moving round in a "Mr Whippy" motion.

Joseph said "I cant remember getting home that night, but i awoke with a very sore head and my wife informed my that i had urinated on the ironing pile, I think I'll stay clear of legal highs in future"
 
swedger77 said:
[email protected]

Competition time.

Email the above address describing the most rank "drunken" tale but mask the fact it was booze and instead continually refer to "legal-high".

Joseph Bloggs 35 from Perth a respectable off-shore worker who looks after a team of engineers in the north sea was caught shitting in a pot and placing the pot on a lit gas hob whilst under the influence of a so called " legal high" whilst at a friends birthday party hosted at a masonic lodge.

Joseph said " I can't remember much of the incident, but I can remember slurring my words and stumbling about all over the place, then i though it would be a good idea to defecate in a pot and cook it."

Witnesses said Joseph, a respectable father of two, was laughing hysterically when he pulled his pants down and hovered over a pot whilst moving round in a "Mr Whippy" motion.

Joseph said "I cant remember getting home that night, but i awoke with a very sore head and my wife informed my that i had urinated on the ironing pile, I think I'll stay clear of legal highs in future"
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what a name, joseph bloggs, joe bloggs lol
 
swedger77 said:
[email protected]

Competition time.

Email the above address describing the most rank "drunken" tale but mask the fact it was booze and instead continually refer to "legal-high".

Joseph Bloggs 35 from Perth a respectable off-shore worker who looks after a team of engineers in the north sea was caught shitting in a pot and placing the pot on a lit gas hob whilst under the influence of a so called " legal high" whilst at a friends birthday party hosted at a masonic lodge.

Joseph said " I can't remember much of the incident, but I can remember slurring my words and stumbling about all over the place, then i though it would be a good idea to defecate in a pot and cook it."

Witnesses said Joseph, a respectable father of two, was laughing hysterically when he pulled his pants down and hovered over a pot whilst moving round in a "Mr Whippy" motion.

Joseph said "I cant remember getting home that night, but i awoke with a very sore head and my wife informed my that i had urinated on the ironing pile, I think I'll stay clear of legal highs in future"
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Class. :)

Probably just as authentic as the story in question too. Does anyone really believe this piece would have appeared were it not for the 'Benzo Fury death' scandal?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: oy vey.
 
swedger77 said:
[email protected]

Competition time.

Email the above address describing the most rank "drunken" tale but mask the fact it was booze and instead continually refer to "legal-high".

Joseph Bloggs 35 from Perth a respectable off-shore worker who looks after a team of engineers in the north sea was caught shitting in a pot and placing the pot on a lit gas hob whilst under the influence of a so called " legal high" whilst at a friends birthday party hosted at a masonic lodge.

Joseph said " I can't remember much of the incident, but I can remember slurring my words and stumbling about all over the place, then i though it would be a good idea to defecate in a pot and cook it."

Witnesses said Joseph, a respectable father of two, was laughing hysterically when he pulled his pants down and hovered over a pot whilst moving round in a "Mr Whippy" motion.

Joseph said "I cant remember getting home that night, but i awoke with a very sore head and my wife informed my that i had urinated on the ironing pile, I think I'll stay clear of legal highs in future"
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Genius.

watsons torment said:
remember folks if this can happen to a respectful BMW driver with RIMS it can no doubt happen to less respectful owners of audi or volkswagons. god only knows what this drug would have done to a less than respectful ford mondeo driver with wheel trims. the horror.
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The main issue here is... what size were the rims?

The Sun said:
Last weekend the same £10 drug — which can be bought on the internet — killed Alex Herriot, 19, at the RockNess music festival in Scotland.
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This hasn't been confirmed at all, has it? I thought someone died of a suspected drugs overdose & the police were aware people had been taking 6-APB, nothing more? Am I wrong?

Why are papers allowed to print total lies? I know I've banged on about this before but don't they have to be accountable to someone/something? Could The Sun could print tomorrow "Alien Spaceship lands on Buckingham Palace, blows up half of London with laser beam, then stealthily repairs it before anycunt notices" without any recourse for printing obvious lies????
 
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