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I paraded naked in Tesco on killer legal high

I had a go at writing one of my stories, then I discovered a funny female name and changed it all to be about a woman. I also thought that'd up the chances of getting a reply too:

Dear Andrew,

So moved was I by your story about the poor BMW driver who took the drug 'benzo fury' and went into Tesco's naked, instead of what I can only presume would have been her pyjamas and fake ugg boots normally, that I have felt compelled to send you my story. My story also involves a legal high too. One day I bought what can only be described as an extremely large quantity of this legal high for an extremely low price. My friends and I at a party consumed this legal high consistently throughout the evening. My memory blacks out when I find the mother load of this legal high, and proceed to begin using large amounts of it and offering it out to my friends. My friends who were more with it and not partaking in it as much inform me that I spent much of the night in my knickers, rolled down the stairs repeatedly, acted like a total randy whore toward a girl that I was friends with, and finished the night by throwing up all over the house. I should probably inform you that I am a Mercedes driver, and as you well know Mercedes > BMW, so I think it is important that you help in the crack down of this legal high that is responsible for thousands of these stories a year and thousands more deaths. I know that many of these victims aren't high end car drivers, but I still think their lives are at least slightly valuable - yes even the Skoda drivers. If you would like further information, please feel free to e-mail me back. I have plenty of pictures of myself, both with and without the Mercedes in them. I also have a friend who has an Audi I could get some pictures with if you think that would gain us greater support for our story.

Regards,

Dawn Keebals.
 
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hahahaha. Now he'll never e-mail me back :( I think even though he is a sun reporter he might twig from the name and general tone any way. I'll edit for the purposes of making sense in the thread lol :(:(
 
Yeah mate no post mortem, it's just more publicity surrounding another legal high. Fucking gimps.

[email protected]

Competition time.

Email the above address describing the most rank "drunken" tale but mask the fact it was booze and instead continually refer to "legal-high".

Joseph Bloggs 35 from Perth a respectable off-shore worker who looks after a team of engineers in the north sea was caught shitting in a pot and placing the pot on a lit gas hob whilst under the influence of a so called " legal high" whilst at a friends birthday party hosted at a masonic lodge.

Joseph said " I can't remember much of the incident, but I can remember slurring my words and stumbling about all over the place, then i though it would be a good idea to defecate in a pot and cook it."

Witnesses said Joseph, a respectable father of two, was laughing hysterically when he pulled his pants down and hovered over a pot whilst moving round in a "Mr Whippy" motion.

Joseph said "I cant remember getting home that night, but i awoke with a very sore head and my wife informed my that i had urinated on the ironing pile, I think I'll stay clear of legal highs in future"
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Yasss! It's on like donkey kong!

Michael MacPhee, 23 of Inverness, was seen parading naked from the waste down through a childrens play park, slobbering at 10am on the 8th of June. He was later seen an hour later trying to steal trousers from Tesco's but struggled to find a pair that fit properly. Staff at Tesco Inches called northern constabulary and 23 year old MacPhee was taken to Burnet Road police station. It took 18 hours for MacPhee to calm down before he could be interviewed, during which time he defecated all over the cell walls and tried to remove his testicles with a plastic fork.

When norther constabulary finally were able to interview MacPhee it transpired he had consumed 'Legal High's' in the pub the night previously. MacPhee was charged with indecent exposure, breach of the peace and ordered to serve 100 hours community service and see a psychiatric nurse twice a week aswell as councilling.

That's getting sent!
 
Some class responses here. Top job EADD. What you lot said. Alcohol = THE WORST legal high [edit: in terms of harm caused] 'Nuff said.

One night in Magaluf would piss on this story, and provide 1000 better ones.
 
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I wouldn't be quite so ready to say alcohol is 'the worst' legal high, personally.

Sure, it does the most damage because it's legal and popular, and it has many, many downsides. But stigmatising one substance means you essentially sit in the same camp as the tabloids with their 'pro alcohol, anti illegal / mid-expanding drugs' stance, doesn't it?

It's not the drug that's 'bad', it's the way in which it's consumed.
 
SamhainGrim said:
I wouldn't be quite so ready to say alcohol is 'the worst' legal high, personally.

Sure, it does the most damage because it's legal and popular, and it has many, many downsides. But stigmatising one subtance means you essentially sit in the same camp as the tabloids with their 'pro alcohol, anti illegal drugs' stance, doesn't it?

It's not the substance, it's the way in which it's consumed.
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The point is highlighting the discrepancies in their approach. One drug which possibly, but probably didn't, kill someone, and made one silly bitch run starkers through tescos, should be banned. But another drug that they enjoy and know any negatives are down to the individuals is fine.
 
Which post? :sus: O I thought you were talking about the e-mails. Alcohol causes way more problems and health problems than if 6-apb, pot, ecstasy, lsd or mushrooms were consumed instead.
 
Look at the previous posts I've responded to (such as Swedger77's) and see that I agree with people highlighting the discrepancies in the media's approach.

Then look at nomy's post, the only part of which I object to is the assertion that 'alcohol is the worst legal high'. Then you'll see why your response (while being valid to some extent) was totally irrelevant to the point I was making.
 
Alcohol is in fact way worse than any of the drugs that are currently legal for us to consume though. In terms of harm to those around you and your chances of immediate death any way.
 
Immediate death?

Believe me, if immediate death was all that much of a risk I'd have died long ago. ;)
 
Don't get me wrong, I can see where you're coming from.

It takes sustained abuse of alcohol to put you in the danger zone though. Surely you'd advise against long-term abuse of even the most benign 'legal high' in the same way as you'd advise against taking up alcoholism? That's my point.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Alcohol is in fact way worse than any of the drugs that are currently legal for us to consume though. In terms of harm to those around you and your chances of immediate death any way.
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This absolutely depends on how it is used, there are numerous studies showing there are health benefits to moderate alcohol use given how widely it is consumed world wide there is so much more data than there is for almost any other substance.

As far as immediate death is concerned I to can testify that even at stupid daily intakes I manges to avoid this suggested effect, not sure where that one is coming from I would have thought that if the data were available to truly compare something like coke would come up worse due to the potential for a heart attack with even that being relatively rare.

As far as legals go I'd put Paracetamol up there if we are to ignore the way in which the substance is used, 16p a packet at your local super market8o
 
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