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I paraded naked in Tesco on killer legal high

In terms of harm caused to people and society, alcohol wins hands down. In those terms, it's the worst legal drug in my mind by a mile. How you use it is absolutely down to the individual - as in everything in life.
 
I don't know the fucking names man, I've not been keeping up but just for starters let's take one of those PCP analogues - 3-meo-PCP or some shit like that? You reckon it would cause less harm than alcohol if the same percentage of the population were on it the same percentage of the time as alcohol?
 
Actually you're right about that one. It didn't come to mind because the site that sells it does the decent thing and stops retards buying it, or buying it in large quantities any way. Our society would be royally fucked. I was mostly thinking that 6-apb isn't exactly addictive, won't cause w/ds, is quite forgiving on the old OD front etc. Apart from that there's ethylphenidate which is a load of shit to most people, but would probably cause a fair few heart defects to emerge and quite a few heart attacks if it caught on in a big way.
 
It's just the hypocrisy that gets me. The key here is used or abused. Anything can be abused. And alcohol is increasingly abused. By myself included I must add! But apparently that's ok because yes, PC, it's socially acceptable. It still does the most damage though.
 
I'm on the bus reading this, and I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud. Those made-up stories are cracking. So, The Metro just called it benzo....I wonder if she took benzos. :\ Fucking rediculous.
 
A lad here walked naked in a branch of a major bank and took a dump on the floor. When a horrified cashier asked, somewhat unnecessarily, what he was doing, he said the Lord had instructed him to make a deposit, started to laugh hysterically and passed out.

In court later, he claimed to have no memory of the incident after downing a bottle of whisky and fourteen cans of cider. Fined, ordered to pay compensation and advised to seek psychiatric counselling. Nowhere in the press did I see calls to outlaw this dangerous and anti-social 'legal high'. Funny, that.
 
Subject: :(

Dear Andrew,

It has been many hours since I e-mailed you my story of woe. As the self appointed guardian of morons like myself, in particular morons who drive luxury vehicles, I would have expected a response from your good self by now. I really thought you cared about me and not just sensationalist headlines like all of your colleagues. I previously forgot to mention that I have killer jugs. Much better than that Katie bird you put in your story today. I fear if you do not print my story these awesome jugs will be buried in an extra deep coffin by the end of the year, and my beloved Mercedes will have to be sold to cover the resulting funeral arrangements - and of course the complimentary legal high that everyone likes to engage in at such events. Please respond quickly, I will respond with pics of both tits and Mercede's. I fully appreciate that you have probably been urgently dispatched to investigate a story about Cheryl Cole queefing all over Princess Kate's brand new Prada handbag, but if this legal high isn't banned by tomorrow night I will be forced to go out and indulge in it like the rest of the country.

Yours sincerely,

Dawn Keebals.
 
^^^

that was even funnier once I'd looked up what queefing meant:D.....I lead a sheltered life
 
I added a third one:

Dear Andrew,

Sorry to keep e-mailing you. In my previous e-mail I forgot to add a preview pic of my tits that are sure to sell papers. I really wanted to put your mind at ease that I wasn't just pulling your leg, and show you just how serious I am about taking this legal high off the shelves forever. Here you go:



Regards,

Dawn Keebals

(I added the tags afterward lol)
 
Mailmonkey said:
better than mephedrone?

not tried mdai.

you've got me interested.
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I'd say so. Firstly there's no vasoconstriction going on with MDAI so there's no chance of stim dick. Infact I'd say it's quite the opposite, diamond cutting style hard ons ime. Secondly, you get the amazing body high of MDMA and all those ace tactile sensations when touching each other. Plus the surge of serotonin delays the inevitable nut bust for quite a fucking while without making it any less enjoyable. Orgasm is like 10x more powerful as well, and theres that nice MDMA type loved up feeling too. Not much of a party drug or euphoriant, but as a sex drug it fucking owns imo.
 
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