Got pulled over on the way to bonnaroo this summer not gonna go into how he illeagley searched us as it is irrelevant but I had $4500, 1/4lb (approx 112g) of cannabis, 50 grams of bk-mdma, a millagram scale, 3 grams of 2c-x (100mg or so of e, i, t2, p etc), 3g JWH-xxx, 5000 empty capsules, 10 grams 4-MEC, 2 grams of mdpv. However since I was holding everything (quantity wise) I was prepared had it in he bottom of a hiking back pack strapped to the top of the car. Cop searched the inside first where my cash was and found a half a mg of xanax and a pipe in a friends backpack, and another friend had 2 rolls (that had previously tested positive for mdmd), a bag of some 4 subbed tryptamine, a gram of 4-fa, and 10 grams of 4-mec luckily after the cop found this (as well as literally a cigarette roach (rollie) he claimed was a jay) he gave up on searching (and my fears of going to jail died down) he stopped searching tested the 4-mec, rolls, and 4 subbed tryptamine (we told him what was legal and what wasn't) and after testing everything and the only thing testing positive was the mdma pills he wrote one friend a ticket for posession of parifinalia and posession of a schedule 3 substance, another friend with posession of marijuana and posession of mdma and let us go.
Another good one!
Got pulled over @ 3am about 15 minutes away from my medical marijuana grow and I had just got done harvesting so I had approx 3lbs of freshly cut bud in my trunk (proly 10+ lbs wet). Realize as I am getting pulled over I don't have my wallet on me (which contains my license, proof of insurance and my medical marijuana card). First thing the cop asks is where the weed is I politely tell him my medicine is in the trunk and he shines his light to my hood latch and says pop it so I do and it opens my hood not my trunk (making me look even more stoned than I was) then I say my trunk must be popped with my key and I hand him my key they open the trunk and the younger cop (assistant) gets excited I explain I have no wallet on me which contains my medical card, drivers license, and insurance. The car was registered to my mother at the time and I give him every bit of info i can (ie my full name, address, dob, mothers full name address date of birth) he comes back and says everything checked out and that he can arrest me (for possessing marijuana without my card, driving without my license) and can tow my car for failing to provide proof of insurance. Luckily he lectures me about how lucky my generation is for having laxed marijuana laws and tells me to get about my night and that if he pulls me over again and I don't have my card he WILL arrest me.