• 🇳🇿 🇲🇲 🇯🇵 🇨🇳 🇦🇺 🇦🇶 🇮🇳
    Australian & Asian
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • AADD Moderators: Tronica

Close calls you've had

No disrespect to some previous posters, but I reckon getting shit-faced and jumping behind the wheel is about the most fucked-up thing you can do. It goes without saying how irresponsible driving whilst drug-impaired is and its gratifying to read about some close-calls that brought about a rethink on the practice. I'm as guilty as the next bloke of such stupidity, coming from a time when the journey was measured by how many longnecks could be comfortably knocked along the way. I stayed lucky until in short shrift I wiped-out 3 cars (counting my own) one night and some time later did my licence for DD. That was the end of boozy driving for me.

I have never had issues with driving while stoned and my driving responses have been tested by random events on the road that wouldn't have been significantly better had I been straight, IMO. However, now that RDT is here, like it or not, I have to have a rethink on that as well. I know we're all different when it comes to handling the effects of our DOC's but I have trouble enough driving my recliner after dosing anything more exotic than choof. My switch has been well and truly flicked.
 
Charles Bronson said:
Oh I gt it this copper stories.

We were chased by 4 polic eofficers looking for us in Suburbia, we were durnk and on Dexampethamine at the time, one kid got caught busted while the other 4 occupants of the car were safe, as we had alcohol, MDMA, Dexies, Benzos.

Fuck that shit was funny. Good old days.

I got busted for exploite ddelteive and was fined $950.

How fucked its thaty>?
Click to expand...

I want to hear about the close call with staff at the cinema where you passed out and shat your pants again!
 
I want to hear about the close call with staff at the cinema where you passed out and shat your pants again!
Click to expand...

Okay. Here we go. I rocked up to the cinemas to watch Hugo in 3D, while I was intoxicated on 300 mls of Rikodeine and 20 x 5 milligram Valiums (Don't mix them, they kill you!).
I remember seeing the shit trailers and put your 3d glasses on, watched iit for about 15 minutes. Got woken up at 9 p.m. (Movie started at 3 p.m.), and I noticed this smell, coming from my wet paints. And so I put a finger ffown there while she was watching and went 'Oh my fucking God'. SHe was attractive, so I didnt say i shat myself, but i vomited up a meatball subway footlong all over the floor and seats, amazingly missing my pants. It was a very unpleasant feeling as my sotomahc was still growling in my stomach, and so I shat myself again, LOL. The woman wanted me to get an ambulance, I said :"No, the movie was boring, so I fell asleep." There was vomit and shit every where, On 5 seats to be factual. Poor girl had to clean it, I denied that it was me, blaming some pathetic arshole who gets kicks from taking shits in public. But sill the smell was putrid, and I walke dout f there. As I was walking down to the bus stop, I shat myself again, "Mum came and picked me up, said whasat smell, i siad diarhea, i need a doctors appointment mumma".

No cops, Fuck Tha Police.
 
No disrespect to some previous posters, but I reckon getting shit-faced and jumping behind the wheel is about the most fucked-up thing you can do. It goes without saying how irresponsible driving whilst drug-impaired is and its gratifying to read about some close-calls that brought about a rethink on the practice. I'm as guilty as the next bloke of such stupidity, coming from a time when the journey was measured by how many longnecks could be comfortably knocked along the way. I stayed lucky until in short shrift I wiped-out 3 cars (counting my own) one night and some time later did my licence for DD. That was the end of boozy driving for me.
Click to expand...



The driver wasn't drunk/on pills or anything. He took it from his garage and we cruise down everywhere, fucking with people, like pretending to be a car at MacDonalds, by having 4 passengers assembled a fake car and making sounds. That was the funniest moment of my life.


Albeit, cops came knocking asking for details.
 
^ I wouldn't be too proud about your thread hijacking when it comes with a mandatory royal pants shitting... Sorta baffles me how much you enjoy the notoriety of essentially being a clown around here.

I hope you realise the attention you get on this forum stems from the fact that nobody takes you that seriously. Wear it like a badge my friend, the runny brown badge you seem to enjoy yielding on this forum, judging by the numerous announcements of your shitty antics.
 
^ I wouldn't be too proud about your thread hijacking when it comes with a mandatory royal pants shitting... Sorta baffles me how much you enjoy the notoriety of essentially being a clown around here.

I hope you realise the attention you get on this forum stems from the fact that nobody takes you that seriously. Wear it like a badge my friend, the runny brown badge you seem to enjoy yielding on this forum, judging by the numerous announcements of your shitty antics.
Click to expand...

hahhaahhah...how many pm's dm have you received in regards to the banning of myself? 10? 50?

Okay, I'm ready to change my reputation now. Shit story is in the past, like Adam Sandler is Jack, Adam Sandler is Jill (shit and noise effects to go with it).

From now on, I will be posting not for attention or clownism, but rather pure information derived from the psychedelic/stimulant/opioid type drugs, plus I HELP PEOPLE OVER IN THE DARK SIDE WHO ARE CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE.
 
control said:
Mate you're talking out your arse. Refusal to be searched is NOT and never has been reasonable grounds for a search. Maybe in North Korea, but not here. Though North Korea probably doesn't even need a reason to search you in the first place.
Click to expand...

What is and isn't reasonable grounds for a search matters little in real life...Refusal was the reason I got for the cops searching my bag, when I called them out for that they said they were happy to arrest me if I'd like that better. I've also had the house I was staying at get searched by the cops without a warrant - they do what they want.
 
Charles Bronson said:
Okay. Here we go. I rocked up to the cinemas to watch Hugo in 3D, while I was intoxicated on 300 mls of Rikodeine and 20 x 5 milligram Valiums (Don't mix them, they kill you!).
I remember seeing the shit trailers and put your 3d glasses on, watched iit for about 15 minutes. Got woken up at 9 p.m. (Movie started at 3 p.m.), and I noticed this smell, coming from my wet paints. And so I put a finger ffown there while she was watching and went 'Oh my fucking God'. SHe was attractive, so I didnt say i shat myself, but i vomited up a meatball subway footlong all over the floor and seats, amazingly missing my pants. It was a very unpleasant feeling as my sotomahc was still growling in my stomach, and so I shat myself again, LOL. The woman wanted me to get an ambulance, I said :"No, the movie was boring, so I fell asleep." There was vomit and shit every where, On 5 seats to be factual. Poor girl had to clean it, I denied that it was me, blaming some pathetic arshole who gets kicks from taking shits in public. But sill the smell was putrid, and I walke dout f there. As I was walking down to the bus stop, I shat myself again, "Mum came and picked me up, said whasat smell, i siad diarhea, i need a doctors appointment mumma".

No cops, Fuck Tha Police.
Click to expand...

That's a story you can tell your kids in the distant future.
 
Sustanon said:
I guess everyone is talking out of their asses eh??

http://www.iclc.org.au/iclc_fs_police.html

"There must be a factual basis for the suspicion. Police guidelines direct police to consider things like the time and location, your behaviour and “antecedents” (whether you have a criminal record or other information known to police"

They could claim your in a drug hotspot and lets face it now days everywhere is a hotspot pretty much.

Police use sniffer dogs in order to form the basis of a legal police search. This part of the law doesn’t give police the power to detain so they cannot force a person to stay in an area while the dog sniffs that area. However, if a person does leave the area police can use that as a basis for “reasonable grounds to suspect”.

If a dog gives an indication of finding drugs, this gives the police reasonable grounds to suspect you have drugs, and they will be entitled to search you and detain you.

So basically if u refuse the search they will call a dog if its available. Its all worked out mate, its pretty unfair but they always have to come out winning in the end.
Click to expand...
You're missing my point. If a cop comes up to you and asks to search you, and you say no, that's not grounds for them to perform a search. You see how that would be circular? In fact I'm pretty sure it's specifically written into the legislation that you can't search someone based solely on their refusal to be searched. The key point is that the cop is only going to ask you if you consent to a search if he doesn't have reasonable suspicion to begin with. Saying no doesn't give him reason to search you.

I agree with you on the dogs though, I reckon that's pretty fucked. I think dogs should be considered the same as an actual search - they shouldn't be allowed to go round randomly sniffing people. What's the difference between that and random searches?
 
^ My point though is that whether it's grounds or not for them to search you doesn't make much difference in real life, if they want to search you they will, regardless of whether they have what is called 'reasonable grounds'.

In my case she specifically said the reason she was going to search my bag was because I refused the search.
 
footscrazy said:
^ My point though is that whether it's grounds or not for them to search you doesn't make much difference in real life, if they want to search you they will, regardless of whether they have what is called 'reasonable grounds'.

In my case she specifically said the reason she was going to search my bag was because I refused the search.
Click to expand...
I was actually replying to the other guy, but I'm not disagreeing with your post. I know full well that many cops are basically liars who will fuck you over and get away with it, especially if you don't fully cooperate with them and give up your rights.

Everyone seems to forget that cops aren't here to look out for your best interest, they're here to enforce the law, which usually doesn't mean good things for you.
 
control said:
...Everyone seems to forget that cops aren't here to look out for your best interest, they're here to enforce the law, which usually doesn't mean good things for you.
Click to expand...

Propaganda begs to differ. Seriously, though, I don't see how anybody has any rights to object to a pat-down with these rules. How can a genuine excuse for a pat-down be justified when the authority is making it up?
 
Nozphexezora said:
That's a story you can tell your kids in the distant future.
Click to expand...
I can't believe the hype that me shitting myself was/is... People do it everyday, accidentally. It's fucked up when it ain't your own shit though. That's just gross.

Still, my ability to bounce back from such a self-esteem ruining event in life has made me so much more wiser and stronger, physically, so me and spacejunk can go pound for pound.

yeah, it'd be a great story to tell them.:)
 
control said:
You're missing my point. If a cop comes up to you and asks to search you, and you say no, that's not grounds for them to perform a search. Saying no doesn't give him reason to search you.

I agree with you on the dogs though, I reckon that's pretty fucked. I think dogs should be considered the same as an actual search - they shouldn't be allowed to go round randomly sniffing people. What's the difference between that and random searches?
Click to expand...

Oh yes it is, like Footscrazy mentioned before she got searched as well for refusing. The law is in there power, u prob think that they have all the powers in the world and for a fact I know that in other different situations there hands are tied (good friend of mine is a federal agent). I tend to agree with him, if someone was carrying a mass destruction weapon like a bomb for terrorism wouldnt u want the person to be searched?? Things have changed since September 11 not just in the US but here also. A sniffer dog only sniffs around you, it doesnt even touch you. They can smell most drugs from far far away. There nose isnt like our at all, we only smell a few scents they can smell thousands of different ones at a time and can differentiate all of them! and pick the drug scent and indicating so even if they were 10-20meters away from you they will still pull towards you. Like mentioned above if they want to search you they will.
 
Regarding illegal searches, I know police have a quota that they must meet each month and this may influence the way they go about harassing you.

I guess I'll chime in with one close call that I've had.

I was once near a place Footscrazy would know pretty well, coming down like fuck during the summer on a sweltering hot day, 35+ degrees from memory. Because it was so hot and the borrowed car I was driving is a piece of shit without air conditioning, I had taken my shirt off. So, I was in a hurry to get to a mates house because I wanted to play this awesome First Person Shooter game he had, and I can fairly say that my driving wasn't comparative to a grandma on Sunday. After stopping at several red lights for what seemed like an eternity, I made it through an orange and I was fucking stoked, until I noticed the familiar sight of police lights in my rear-view. A minute or two of them following me passes, we get to a straight section of road and the siren sounds, lights flash and I get pulled over.

Remember it's hot as fuck and I'm not wearing a shirt, my track marks at this point in time are the worst they've ever been because I'd been using a lot of morphine in 3ml fits with 25 gauge needles, all I could get at the time. Honestly, my arms were a fucking mess. Whilst pulling over I considered rummaging through my bag, which was on the passenger seat and had a pack of controllers to play the FPS game with on top, to put on my long sleeve shirt, but decided against it as pulling on a black long sleeved shirt on such a hot day could be considered suspicious. I was sweating like a pig, my nose was running, eyes were watering, stomach was cramping, I was shaking from coming down as well as anxiety (police always bring out the best in me) and I would have looked like absolute shite.

One officer came to my window and asks to see my license and if it's my car. I tell the officer it's not my car but an acquaintances whom I name and with my uncontrollably shaking hands I gradually fumbled my wallet out of my pocket and opened it up to get my license. As I rarely use my license, it was behind all of the other cards at the back of one of the compartments and I had a hard time getting it out. All the while sweat was dripping into my eyes, down my cheeks and onto my wallet. Once I finally get it out, the officer asked why I had so much cash on me, like it's some kind of crime to carry around your months pay? I hand the officer my license and inform the officer that it was my pay day and I don't trust the banks with my money. The officer nods, looks at the crooks of my arms and back at me and then goes back to the police vehicle to do the whole police thing.

I rolled a smoke at this point, thinking at best I'm getting a fine I can't afford, possibly going to get completely fucked over and worse, have to spend more time away from this awesome FPS. After finishing my cigarette, I notice the officer is coming back and on the way, gives the car a once over. Officer comes back to window and says something like, the car has seen better days, to which I agree. It's a piece of shit, stands out like a sore thumb, and there's no way it would pass a roadworthy. Officer then says something which to me is inaudible, and taps the roof of the car. In my haste to get out of there, I take the comment I didn't hear, combined with the tap on the roof as a "you're good to go" kind of thing and begin to drive off.

Siren sounds and lights flash, and another officer is now out of the vehicle, I also noticed a patrol car had parked behind them. Both of the officers who were outside of their vehicles didn't look too happy and were waving there arms about in the air. So I stop, reverse back to where I was and ask if there's a problem. My heart is not the only muscle that is now about to explode, my sphincter has been held tight for at least 20 minutes now, but now I think all chance of option number 1 and just a fine is out the window due to my urgent impatience. I've concluded that I'm in for an even longer wait because I've pissed them off somehow, they've seen something to charge me with, I gave them a bad look, fuck knows.

The first officer comes over to my window again and says they still have my license. Officer looks over the car once more, gets my license from the car, comes back and says to me that I should indicate when changing lanes and that my rear tyres will soon need replacing.

I go and play FPS and it's one of the best games I've played since the original Quake.
 
Last edited:
@ Charles Bronson

laughed really hard at the movie story. Somethin about the meatball sandwich from Subway made me laugh
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top