long post, but here goes, im not the best at english but ive tryed my hardest haha,
My story about getting lucky with cops
i get the call to go pick up a few friends because we are jumping the fence to a music festival today (big day out) i decided i take a few of these shit eccy pills to sell once i get in i had vacuum sealed these at work so sniffer dogs couldn't smell them , so i meet up with them and buy them some alcohol, im 17 so this is illegal in Australia, but i still succeed. so we drive to the festival just as we are leaving the car i get the bright idea to cover my pills in stickers (no idea why) , one of my friends has a ticket, i get shouted about a half bottle of jim-beam and 2 pulses (energy drink with alcohol)
so me and my jumping buddy are with this huge group of other people trying to jump, there about 3 guards along a 50m wall with one guard sitting in a watch tower pointing to the other guards were the kids were jumping, the wall is about 2meters tall with barbed wire along it has been cut in 2 places, my friend think he is smart jumps without really planning it and get caught straight away, so im left there with all the other kids trying to jump, when i realize that the best way is to just rush the wall, because there are about 50 of us and 4 guards, so being the intoxicated fellow i was, i organize the group to all jump, saying i will jump first, so i jump and i immediately get caught and no one else follows me, fucking pricks
so i get taken to the police house and my details get taken and i get issued a move on notice, meaning if i am caught here again i would be issued some sort of fine, so i decided to drive back to my suburb and see what all my other friends are doing, i wanted to buy some weed but literally no one has any anywhere, so i have to go with option b and get some alcohol, but this time i get asked for ID, fuck my life. i end up smoking 3 resin cones, and after that i yakked because all i had in my stomach was alcohol. i feel like absolute shit for about 15mins and decide id get a feed, after my feed we drive back to try get into the festival, so driving there's all good im feeling better now after a meal still not sober though, and then fuck, i see a booze bus up ahead... i tell my friends i think im about to loose my license.
so i get breathalyzed and he asks to see my license, then after fumbling around for about 15seconds he tells me to get out the car, me thinking its because the Breathalyzer turned positive for alcohol, because the legal limit for me was 0.00 because i was on P's. but no its just because he said the car reeked off weed. (it doesn't really, more like tobacco imo) so they search the car and find my bong in the center console, because that's how i roll (or used to) they are convinced we have bud on us and tell us to take everything out of our pockets, and there was my pills wrapped in stickers i had forgotten about then until then, see takes a look at everything and places it on a limestone wall next to a garden, so there we are me and my two friends getting question by 3 police with my three pills sitting there waiting to be discovered, so i casually push the pills off the wall and bury them into the garden, fuck yes no cop saw me.
so they strip search my two friends and orally-swab me for marijuana use, whilst there waiting for the results to show they're asking when was my last cone and why do i smoke weed, to which i replied "feels good man". they search the rest of the car and don't discover the pipe i have in my glove box, lucky on that one as-well. so the test comes up negative for weed and im free to go, after getting a fine for not having P plates up ($100) and possession of smoking implement ($100). so i drive off to the festival, preety much on a feeling invincible, just getting away with pill possession, driving drunk and driving under the influence of drugs. so im back at the same wall (to jump back in) but they now have a dog, i wait around and eventually see my opportunity and rush and leave the two friends i came with behind as i jumped the fence, after i jump its just me no one else jumped after me and this big Maori security guard trys to catch me but i dodge and run past him to run behind some building to get in successfully, i then proceed to walk around lost for an hour, then find some friends, watch 1 act then leave, then go home to smoke some weed with my friends.