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That's crap Cherry... Shelter are pretty good though so definitely see them. Try and record a timeline from your own perspective, how they have failed you as a tenant (and you do have a LOT of rights, especially if it was an assured tenancy) and don't be afraid to admit the things you have done but focus on how you have turned things around. Good luck!
 
Fookin Dentist !!

It's been a while n when i first started going to tghis chap he was more fukin nervous than me & that takes a bit of doing .

Lets hope he's a bit more confident these days.

Well chuffed that Henry Blofeld is with the Test Match Special crew in Dubai hes a diamond cracks me up .
Yesterday they commented on a bird that flew past the sight screen , n he said "well i didn't ask him his name "

Yeah only funny if you follow TMS.
 
what am i doing awake at this time? i only got to sleep around 5ish and woke up at 8, trying to waken up, had 40mg diaz the other nite with some nice wine and it worked a charm but last nite was shit, turning nocturnal :(
 
brimz said:
Fookin Dentist !!

It's been a while n when i first started going to tghis chap he was more fukin nervous than me & that takes a bit of doing .

Lets hope he's a bit more confident these days.

Well chuffed that Henry Blofeld is with the Test Match Special crew in Dubai hes a diamond cracks me up .
Yesterday they commented on a bird that flew past the sight screen , n he said "well i didn't ask him his name "

Yeah only funny if you follow TMS.
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Just back from the dentist had a wisdom tooth removed.Its the invasive feeling of the injections I hate.Wasnt as bad as I thought so Im glad its out of the way and another day dodging work to recover from my weekend of madness.
 
Cherry, I'll be round to give you a hand, just let me know when suits :)

Booo to dentists.. not been to one in too long. Should probably do something about that..

Feeling a little dazed today, drunk+stoned+diaz=effie passing out in her clothes, hehe.. also ouch, new conch piercing and slept on that side!

Today I am mostly going to be cleaning. Boom. :(
 
Urgh, the dentist, the dentist. I've been putting off a trip for a long time because I know that there's shit wrong and I barely have any money. Due to life being bad last year I went extended periods of time without brushing my teeth (yes, gross, I know, but I was broken) and was doing a lot of tooth grinding and jaw clenching awake and asleep due to stress. Also my dentist is very schoolmarmish in her approach. Lots of wagging fingers in her stupid butter-wouldn't-melt routine and insistence that I floss every day. No thanks, it hurts and takes ages. I've only got one filling so far so I think I'm broadly doing OK. So these factors conspire to keep me away from her. She also blinks in an infuriating manner while she's telling me off.

Joe, hope you're feeling OK and not too bent out of shape by the experience. Whatever you do don't smoke, you don't want dry socket. They've probably told you that but a mate of mine ignored them, smoked away, the clot fell out and he was in complete agony for three days and stank like he'd been chugging turds. Watch this to lift your spirits : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ&ob=av2e
 
urgh dont mention dentists, i haven't been since i moved back to the uk from ireland, bout 2 and a bit years! but i look after me teeth with corsodyl and dental floss(occasionally) and they aren't giving me grief, the main reason i dont wanna go is i have a butterfly crown holding 2 fake teeth in place and when it was fitted they said 5 years and you need a new one, well its been 6 and its fine and i really dont have another 800 to spend on teeth! lol
 
breakcorefiend said:
urgh dont mention dentists, i haven't been since i moved back to the uk from ireland, bout 2 and a bit years! but i look after me teeth with corsodyl and dental floss(occasionally) and they aren't giving me grief, the main reason i dont wanna go is i have a butterfly crown holding 2 fake teeth in place and when it was fitted they said 5 years and you need a new one, well its been 6 and its fine and i really dont have another 800 to spend on teeth! lol
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Is that like a bridge? They said i'd get 5 years wear and tear out of mine, maybe more, too... I think it only needs changing if it gets wobbly, so I wouldn't worry about that.
 
Yeah that word never came to my mind lol! cool, mine aint wobbly yet although ever since some cunt knocked me teeth out i have been very good to em, not eating things that put to much force on em etc, cool so maybe i should go... although i hate the fucking injections and i usually need 2 before im anesthetized, not a nice feeling having the drill fiddle with yer nerves!
 
Sitting up tonight drinking wine and watching dvd's. Decided im taking a couple of sick days at work. I usually have perfect attendance in all my jobs, but I reckon that if I dont take a couple of days off im going to end up loosing it. :\

My work is driving me mental right now; I work with the biggest bunch of cunts in the world.
 
breakcorefiend said:
Yeah that word never came to my mind lol! cool, mine aint wobbly yet although ever since some cunt knocked me teeth out i have been very good to em, not eating things that put to much force on em etc, cool so maybe i should go... although i hate the fucking injections and i usually need 2 before im anesthetized, not a nice feeling having the drill fiddle with yer nerves!
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I haven't eaten an apple since I got it done! Would you believe my previous crown came away while I was eating a croissant in Montenegro of all places? I went to see the 'dentist' there, and he stuck the fucking thing back on with whatever glue he had to hand. His hand washing technique was like doctor riviera on the Simpsons, basically just running his fingers through the cold tap. When I asked him how much he hestitated for a bit and just said 10 euros, and he placed it really delicately into a completely empty draw. Needless to say it fell off the same day, and I couldn't smile for the rest of my holiday without looking like a hill billy.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
I haven't eaten an apple since I got it done! Would you believe my previous crown came away while I was eating a croissant in Montenegro of all places? I went to see the 'dentist' there, and he stuck the fucking thing back on with whatever glue he had to hand. His hand washing technique was like doctor riviera on the Simpsons, basically just running his fingers through the cold tap. When I asked him how much he hestitated for a bit and just said 10 euros, and he placed it really delicately into a completely empty draw. Needless to say it fell off the same day, and I couldn't smile for the rest of my holiday without looking like a hill billy.
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Lol me neither, well i have with the aide of a knife! A croissant in montenegro? Lol, ahh thats proper grimey! at least he didnt ask for 200 euros or something! still though.. what a joke!
 
GlasgowE said:
Sitting up tonight drinking wine and watching dvd's. Decided im taking a couple of sick days at work. I usually have perfect attendance in all my jobs, but I reckon that if I dont take a couple of days off im going to end up loosing it. :\

My work is driving me mental right now; I work with the biggest bunch of cunts in the world.
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Wassup?

I had a problem with work a few months ago.
Entire groups of people laughing at me, ripping the piss etc, but it's all ok now.

It never got to the point where I had to complain, but I did walk out on em once.

You need to have a word with your boss or something.
 
Wassup?

I had a problem with work a few months ago.
Entire groups of people laughing at me, ripping the piss etc, but it's all ok now.

It never got to the point where I had to complain, but I did walk out on em once.

You need to have a word with your boss or something.
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Its nothing like that mate.

I just work with a bunch of dafties. They have no decent chat whatsoever, they are devoid of any humour whatsoever, and are simply just cunts. I think I just struggle to relate to some of the asussie boring pish they talk. I like sick jokes and talking about innocent serial killers who are just misunderstood.;)

If anything I probably rip the pish out of them without them even knowing it they are so fuckin clueless.

Just decided I needed 2 days off to chill, away from their annoying pish.

Im glad its sorted itself out for you.
 
^Ugh, working with idiots is rubbish. Drives you mad, especially when you consider how many hours a day you have to spend with them.. having said that, sometimes people have turned out to be a lot nicer/more fun that I first thought. Although if they don't enjoy sick jokes it may be a lost cause.. ;)

It's cold and my conch piercing hurts :( FUCK OFF WINTER!

Time for some duvet-action before I start cleaning.. procrastination ftw :D
 
GlasgowE said:
Its nothing like that mate.

I just work with a bunch of dafties. They have no decent chat whatsoever, they are devoid of any humour whatsoever, and are simply just cunts. I think I just struggle to relate to some of the asussie boring pish they talk. I like sick jokes and talking about innocent serial killers who are just misunderstood.;)

If anything I probably rip the pish out of them without them even knowing it they are so fuckin clueless.

Just decided I needed 2 days off to chill, away from their annoying pish.
other up
Im glad its sorted itself out for you.
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Thanks man.

They sound like the humourless irrational fuckwits I live with.

I'm lucky my boss is a bit of an old skool renegade.
He talks about banging up coke, smoking weed fucking hookers, etc.

I was pleasantly surprised when I got to know the guy.

Takes a good effort to troll me. And that c*nt pulled it off. :)
I got more respect for people like that.

Surely they must have some sense of humour?
Try breaking the ice somehow.

Ask them who their favourite stand-up comedians are?
 
Maybe the sick jokes are coming from the wrong angle. Forget serial killers - you're in Australia now. Try wife-beating as the subject for your trangressive humour. They'll warm to you straight away.

Just remember - misogyny, bad beer, rugby league... treat it like a far warmer and more vast Yorkshire and you can't go wrong.
 
I'm well thanks Eff. Enjoying the novelty of waking up sober and not having pain coming from various internal organs. Attempt #54672 at staying off the booze might just be succesful. Might. ;)

Apart from that I'm just trading water in t'office, hoping to have something fun waiting for me when I get home.

How about yourself, aside from ear pain of course? I liked the pic in the staff thread very much, by the way.
 
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