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You might be an alcoholic if..

You may be an alcoholic if you drink large amounts of alcohol constantly and really enjoy it?
 
You are an alcoholic if you buy the booze with the most alcohol content for the lowest price with no consideration for its actual taste.
Alcohol content is always the deciding factor along with cheapest price.
 
maxalfie said:
You are an alcoholic if you buy the booze with the most alcohol content for the lowest price with no consideration for its actual taste.
Alcohol content is always the deciding factor along with cheapest price.
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Lol omg that is so me too lmfao.... I don't know if I should be laughing or sad.
 
jesus some of you guys are crazy.

but half of these sound like they should be in a thread called "you might be a 16 year old tool if..."
 
Tommyboy said:
If you have to drive with the windows down in the winter, because you don't want the passenger (family members that called you for a ride) to smell the booze on your breath, and that would be the only way they could tell because alcohol barely touches you at that point, and you just act normal on doses that would knock most out. Also, you couldn't really turn them down for the ride because it is 10 AM and they know that you are home alone, so instead of explaining that you have drank half a bottle to get rid of the shakes, you just make the ride with the windows down, and smoke a few cigarettes so that you smell like smoke instead of booze. You then accept any gas money offered, and buy more booze with it.
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you only think you are acting normal after a half bottle lol ;)
 
You decide to not clean your toilet after vomiting all over it because you reason you will probably vomit on it again tommorow...
 
You might be an alcoholic if you wake up in the woods behind a church covered in someone else's blood smelling like pussy.
 
A guy hits you up and is really into you but you aren't into him at all... You don't tell him this because he brought up the idea of drinking and can buy you booze.... And this isn't the first guy you've done this to. Once you don't need them anymore you stop texting them lol (I don't use all guys or all people but only the ones who are annoying and think you'll get with them eventually LOL think again sucka !)

You seek out people who are 21 and become friends with them so they can buy you liquor... If they don't drink or won't do it you just move on because you're content with the friends you have. You only needed someone to buy you alcohol.

Lol :( I'm terrible
 
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zombiesarepeaceful said:
No, sorry, you're just underage and still think drinking is "cool"
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Um, no I don't. I didn't say it was.... I don't even like drinking but then I tend to drink anyways. Where in my post did I say drinking was cool. Please show me. We aren't here to make assumptions about people. People use drugs for their own reasons which they do not have to explain.
 
If you've ever stayed up all night to wait for the stores to sell you alcohol

If you've ever walked out of an AA meeting to take a shot

If your main choices of alcohol are grand legacy rum, grand legacy vodka, and grand legacy whiskey

If you love football season because day drinking is more acceptable if you're watching the games

If you wake up and you're shaking so bad you can't smoke a cigarette, so you go inside, drink till you stop shaking, and then go outside and smoke a cigarette

If a cop has ever taken your blood alcohol level and asked you how you're still standing
 
xstayfadedx said:
A guy hits you up and is really into you but you aren't into him at all... You don't tell him this because he brought up the idea of drinking and can buy you booze.... And this isn't the first guy you've done this to. Once you don't need them anymore you stop texting them lol (I don't use all guys or all people but only the ones who are annoying and think you'll get with them eventually LOL think again sucka !)
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You're in luck. Simply continue drinking, and I think you'll find that those "annoying" guys will stop bugging you after a few years.
 
Cyc said:
You're in luck. Simply continue drinking, and I think you'll find that those "annoying" guys will stop bugging you after a few years.
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I drink but not a drunk really... And the annoying guys are older guys in their 20's that always think I'm going to have sex with them before even knowing me (they also don't know I drink and what not). I have good guys who are interested in me and I never would have them get me alcohol or even drink around them.

I didn't know this was advise thread. Its not like everything I post is a frequent habit. I only started drinking more due to the fact I'm not using as much (opiates, oxycontin ect.)

But thanks I get what you're trying to say even if its not put in the best way...
 
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You might be an alcoholic if you start buying alcohol from several different shops to prevent people from seeing how much you drink.
 
u might be an alcoholic if you fill one of those water backpack things with vodka, hide it beneath a big jacket, and sip on it all day at work while no ones lookikn
 
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