EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

[brimz]

Right so every one does or it has c'mon your lieing if u deny .

Female status does not exempt btw

Funny stories anything .

I mean i missed out on the great wank fest of 18/21 as i was tied down
Still had to give it a pull though n 99% of you don't know what my partner was like.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Ahahaha! Brimz has literally just started the wanking thread. Quality.


The great wank fest of 18? I was much younger than that when I discovered that my dick did more than just piss. Good times haha. Tearing the skull aff it to FHM etc lol.

 

[badandwicked]

This is the only thread that has the potential to detract me from baiting geriatrics.

 

[RLP]

Ahahaha! Brimz has literally just started the wanking thread. Quality.


The great wank fest of 18? I was much younger than that when I discovered that my dick did more than just piss.

You shit out of your dick?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye. Don't you? I thought it was normal.

 

[brimz]

18/21 is male peal wank time so they say , scientis n dat !

peak not peal well i heard about this religion where they .... enuff already

Masturbation stories every1 has at least one

 

[SpecialK_]

f5.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

This is the only thread that has the potential to detract me from baiting geriatrics.

Plus it's the best thread for a wanker.

What?

What??

 

[badandwicked]

Plus it's the best thread for a wanker.

What?

What??

Well then you've found your spiritual home. We'll know where to find you.

PS I think you get free batteries for your hearing aid on the NHS, ring your GP in the morning

 

[brimz]

or deviants where all the fukin deviants at ?

 

[trammies]

You shit out of your dick?

I lol'd and choked on my drink.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Well then you've found your spiritual home.

Jesus fucking Christ. My dad really is bigger than your dad y'know?

 

[brimz]

my dad works 4 the fukin social so watch it alright , well he used to when he was alive .

 

[tambourine-man]

You shit out of your dick?

Aye. Don't you? I thought it was normal.

When you jizz, does it look like pâté?

 

[mattnotrik]

absolutely pulling the head off it

 

[Tripman]

Are you telling me that I missed my peak wanking period? I better make the most of my last few months being 21... Fap fap fap.

 

[matt<3ketamine]

and not one trace of meph in sight in here

edit: brb, redtube's screaming for me

 

[Tripman]

This thread needs more PV.

 

[scrooloose]

Excellent a spankathon thread at last. I love stim wanks although 36 hours later you do consider that you could have been doing something far more productive like cleaning,hoovering etc. Hoovers hmmmmmmm

 

[matt<3ketamine]

Excellent a spankathon thread at last. I love stim wanks although 36 hours later you do consider that you could have been doing something far more productive like cleaning,hoovering etc. Hoovers hmmmmmmm

henry the whore

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