Yo p-sox, if I rowed my ass over to Canada across the Hudson in a canoe (or a jet ski)... you think they'd kick me out? I don't wanna pay taxes or any of that bullshit, but I also don't want to benefit from any social programs.
Naw man, we let EVERYONE stay, it's very hard to get kicked out of this country. The amount of hoops that have to be gone through to get someone deported are such that they don't bother. Alien criminals just get a letter in the mail telling them to get on a plane and leave but it's never enforced, they just move somewhere else in the country. You'll be fine :D
As to taxes, well, bad place to come to. When I hear of Americans complain about taxes I laugh, you guys don't know what taxes are! Living in the states costs about half of what it does here. On the other hand if we need heart surgery it doesn't cost us 100,000.
I feel the Canadians could be reasonable and dig that; as long as I didn't land in Quebec, because frankly the French are assholes.
And Quebec, oh Quebec. I'm actually on the English side of the river where I'm living now. Ottawa is a very french city, about 60/40 E/F. As a generalization you're absolutely right! The french are snooty as fuck! As a group I can't stand them, individually a lot of them are cool though. Living in Ottawa the strangest thing is happening to me, I'm picking my french back up. I used to speak it as a little kid when I went to french school, before I switched to english school because all my friends went there and french was making my speech impediment worse. Anyways, I find just by hearing french spoken around me and thinking about it for a bit, I'm able to form simple sentences again. I think after living here a few years and maybe taking a course I'll be bilingual again.
I will bring many cases of craft beer, pot and deemsters & a small but vicious black cat. I will, of course, arrive dressed in colonial attire; as IIRC that is still the custom of the Canadian region. So when you see that nigga in the tri-corner cap, goggle-clad black cat in a papoose on his back, barreling down the bay on a Kawasaki -- you'll know what's up man.
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Lulz, my parents are down south right now and I told them to bring me back a sizer of SN IPA and the Magic Hat variety 12 pack for my christmas gift
And yeah, no one gets caught for committing crimes up here because the cops all wear red woolen coats which get hot so they can't run very fast or far. And if you have a car you're laughing because cops only have horses.
