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Dear [Cuntish Advert Here]....

Someone at work brought in a soft toy last week of one of the afore mentioned advertising characters, When I threatened to burn it if he didn't get it out of my sight he thought I was joking.....I then made it clear (fortunately he reports to me) that I wasn't and if he protested I would just claim diminished responsability...given I was off last year for over 3 months after having a wonky session.

Needless to say the thing has not been sighted since and none of the smoke detectors were activated
 
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This only goes to show either one of 2 things:-

1.) You don't know me very well at all

2.) You like to stand next to a towering inferno of soft marketing toys ;)

He does know me very well hence no more cuddly marketing toys.....simples...(ohh fek did I really just type that8o)
 
How would you do that anyway? Insure a different car every night? Or pay £20+ (really) on eBay for them?
 
I'd go out grafting. Everyone has them on their parcel shelf round here. & I'll nick the one off atm's desk by the sounds of things.

This only goes to show either one of 2 things:-

1.) You don't know me very well at all

2.) You like to stand next to a towering inferno of soft marketing toys

Nah, I just don't respond to threats all that well; I either react to them as though it actually happened, or I egg it on for the lols if it aint that bad.
 
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I can only refer you to point No.1 and say that said "cuddly" toy has not been sighted since, my desk has no such adormments I adher to the companies clear desK policy..you'll only find my Thinkpad on its docking station (with security lock attached to the desk) screen, personal laser printer and matching Lenovo keyboard, if anyone touches my precious IT equipment, or even messes with the cabling and that includes IT they will die:)

You could try and take me on by trying to wind me up with it, many have tried in the past on various, similar details but none have lasted the distance, I would make your life in the work place more unpleasent than you could even begin to imagine ;)

Thes arent threats they are just simple statements of fact
 
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I can only refer you to point No.1 and say that said "cuddly" toy has not been sighted since, my desk has no such adormments I adher to the companies clear desK policy..you'll only find my Thinkpad on its docking station (with security lock attached to the desk) screen, personal laser printer and matching Lenovo keyboard, if anyone touches my precious IT equipment, or even messes with the cabling and that includes IT they will die:)

You could try and take me on by trying to wind me up with it, many have tried in the past on various, similar details but none have lasted the distance, I would make your life in the work place more unpleasent than you could even begin to imagine ;)

Thes arent threats they are just simple statements of fact

Have you actually tried to do this to someone? Have they been daft enough to just sit & take it? I know I fucking wouldn't.

Your comment about burning some cunt's soft toy is enough to get you into a reasonable amount of shit. I would email you regarding it & keep a copy of it. Fucked.
 
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I can only refer you to point No.1 and say that said "cuddly" toy has not been sighted since, my desk has no such adormments I adher to the companies clear desK policy..you'll only find my Thinkpad on its docking station (with security lock attached to the desk) screen, personal laser printer and matching Lenovo keyboard, if anyone touches my precious IT equipment, or even messes with the cabling and that includes IT they will die:)

You could try and take me on by trying to wind me up with it, many have tried in the past on various, similar details but none have lasted the distance, I would make your life in the work place more unpleasent than you could even begin to imagine ;)

Thes arent threats they are just simple statements of fact

It says on the NHS website that Lynfield Mount doesn't have Internet access; where are you posting from?!
 
Have you actually tried to do this to someone? Have they been daft enough to just sit & take it? I know I fucking wouldn't.

Your comment about burning some cunt's soft toy is enough to get you into a reasonable amount of shit. I would email you regarding it & keep a copy of it. Fucked.

Oddly the people I work with have an understanding of a thing called irony and understand my slightly odd sense of humour, clearly they dont take any of my threats seriously and if I ever cause any unintened offence I always make a full and unreserved apology.

I am the most laid back manger at my level by a country mile, I have my ways of getting people to do there jobs and it never involves threats, action contracts or any other such piffle and has alwasy worked fro me, my guiys never turn up late or take the piss in significant any way and I've manged a fair few people over the years.

As long as people respect the clear desk policy, which only applies overnight and there is nothing offensive on there desk, Nazi regalia, parts of dead bodies etc then they can do as they wish.

As for three IT equipment not being mine...mere symantics:D - I've been there so long it may as well be I use it 8 hours a day 5 days a wek and take it home eveynight so I guess I concider it mine in that respect but I guess legally it belongs to the company but in p;ractice it is mine.

Stop now and have look about I'm sure some of you have lost your sense of humour, or I'm getting too subtle...which is unlikely;)
 
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As long as people respect the clear desk policy, which only applies overnight and there is nothing offensive on there desk, Nazi regalia, parts of dead bodies etc then they can do as they wish.

Whatever happened to equal opps, eh? ;)
 
Of course, were I to begin annexing neighbouring desks then maybe they'd have a point, but try to take away my 'vintage militaria' and I'd have 'em before a tribunal before you could say "Totenkopf".

Moral: Don't step on my blue suede jackboots, honey.
 
Have you actually tried to do this to someone? Have they been daft enough to just sit & take it? I know I fucking wouldn't.

Your comment about burning some cunt's soft toy is enough to get you into a reasonable amount of shit. I would email you regarding it & keep a copy of it. Fucked.

You'd get knowhere with me with that kind of shit , I've dealt with shit like that from people before, I've sat in the grievance meetings (for other managers I've never had one raised against me, not even a complaint) you'd just get an unreserved apology and look like a twat for having no sense of humour, everyone I work with knows I'm a little "unorthodox" with my mangement style I only get shity when people, are way out of order and thats moe about them betraying my trust as I largely let people get on with it and trust them to do ther jobs rather than constantly review and measure them with fancy metrics etc.

From what I've read about your attitude towrds employment I'd say you need to look at bit more at playing the game, as an employee its best to pick and choose your battles not raise a grievance or complaint at every opertunity...works gonna be shit for most people dont make it worse by pissing your manager off unless you have really good reason
 
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