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Dear [Cuntish Advert Here]....

Text never did handle humour that well. I could be sat here in a children's clown costume getting a blumpkin from a fat man in a Catwoman outfit in the pub toilets, but none of you would know.
 
Text never did handle humour that well. I could be sat here in a children's clown costume getting a blumpkin from a fat man in a Catwoman outfit in the pub toilets, but none of you would know.

It has its pros and conns I guess
 
You'd get knowhere with me with that kind of shit , I've dealt with shit like that from people before, I've sat in the grievance meetings (for other managers I've never had one raised against me, not even a complaint) you'd just get an unreserved apology and look like a twat for having no sense of humour, everyone I work with knows I'm a little "unorthodox" with my mangement style I only get shity when people, are way out of order and thats moe about them betraying my trust as I largely let people get on with it and trust them to do ther jobs rather than constantly review and measure them with fancy metrics etc.

From what I've read about your attitude towrds employment I'd say you need to look at bit more at playing the game, as an employee its best to pick and choose your battles not raise a grievance or complaint at every opertunity...works gonna be shit for most people dont make it worse by pissing your manager off unless you have really good reason

Why did you have to answer me twice? You would do my box in if you were my manager & you did that all the time. Maybe you should think more & complete your point in the original post rather than, as you often seem to do, having to come back & revisit it later.

I thought you were serious with the "make your life a living hell" patter or whatever it was you said, hence my reply. You weren't so fair enough, my bad.

As for playing the game lol, I'm a fucking master at that. I had about 7 months off on full pay because I know how to "play the game" %)

I have never raised a grievance or complaint against anyone in my working life, I could never be arsed. I would if I had a manager who acted the way you pretended you act though. Or I'd find out where they live & pan their windows ;) Either way, winning.
 
As for three IT equipment not being mine...mere symantics:D - I've been there so long it may as well be I use it 8 hours a day 5 days a wek and take it home eveynight so I guess I concider it mine in that respect but I guess legally it belongs to the company but in p;ractice it is mine.
aye, tell it to the judge you fucking THIEF!!!

is the clear desk policy your idea, or is it a company thing? it's such a load of shit, it gives all the lazy cunts an excuse to slowly start tidying up about an hour before finishing time. an empty desk is a sign of someone with fuck all to do. ;)

in other ON TOPIC news, I've just saved £42.13 on my car insurance. God bless you, GoCompare singing man, and monsta for making this thread. :D
 
is the clear desk policy your idea, or is it a company thing? it's such a load of shit, it gives all the lazy cunts an excuse to slowly start tidying up about an hour before finishing time.

Aye does it. I've found myself standing with my jacket on & my computer shut down 15 minutes before the end of my shift because I've been a bit too quick at my slow tidying up lol.
 
is the clear desk policy your idea, or is it a company thing? it's such a load of shit, it gives all the lazy cunts an excuse to slowly start tidying up about an hour before finishing time. an empty desk is a sign of someone with fuck all to do. ;)

Its a company wide policy, in most cases I would agree its a load of bollox but there are some industries it's a necessity due to the sensitive nature of the information being dealt with....I can't really be more specific but it doesnt take a genuis to work it out so in this case be glad for the policy its there to proctect people. I just dont have any paper docs there all on my enrypted PC so it encourges less printing so double bonus.
 
Yeah I have poor grammer and you are in a job you hate and get paid fek all for, I'll stick to my poor grammer Microsoft have that sorted for me most of the time :) and communication is more impotant to me than pedantry about grammer
 
I am a lazy workshy waster, but it appears my grammar skills are far superior. Wan fuckin' nil.
Does it?
Yeah I have poor grammar
Yer not vewi gud at spelzin eevah.

Monsta wins! (to the greatest extent that using English correctly on the internet can constitute a monsta victory)
 
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^^^

My spelling and grammar are really appalling as is my hand writing its been a problem for me since I was very young I even had special lessons to try and help with it at one stage, I'm kinda neither left nor right handed although I now only wright with my right hand but have to use a fountain pen and can barely read my own writing.

Apologies to all if this is a big problem for people, like I said I think communication is more important than pedantry about such things, I have IESpell loaded but as you will see from the support section I have problems with it on this site and tend to loose entire posts.


Not sure what the "Does it?" refered to ???

Glad you think this is a point scoring competition shall we set some rules, back to your shit job that you hate and get paid fuck all for doing maybe...I can dicksize about my salary and you can show off with you English skills
 
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Not sure what the "Does it?" refered to ???
Spot the difference:
I am a lazy workshy waster but it appears my grammar skills are far superior.
I am a lazy workshy waster, but it appears my grammar skills are far superior.
Yeah, I'm really that pedantic.
I'm a big nancy and I have terrible oral hygiene- monsta
 
Yeah I'd go with that :-

32 to me and if I was feeling generous 1 to you but since I'm not a big fat sloppy zero and I don't need a mod backing me up either he's a seedy feker anyhow;)

And you mathematics is appalling young man :)
 
Its all about the scoring system mate, you clearly are working on a different set of rules and regs, you need to learn to keep up. The curve just keeps getting steeper, if you don't understand anything at any point there will be an opportunity at the end for questions
 
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what just then or just now ?? you've lost me, I think we've reached a natural hiatus, lets all take a break, put a pin in it and return to it later when we have something else of value to add.

If you don't agree I'm always open to suggestions, or feel free to carry on without me.
 
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