Dear [Cuntish Advert Here]....

[Marmalade]

I think he means this ....

 

[Allein]

^^^

If only I could aspire to such dizzy heights

 

[Marmalade]

you just did already ... about 4 times

 

[Allein]

you just did already ... about 4 times

Again irony mate read up and get the concept going in your head you'll get there it just takes time a patience...or is that patiants or neither I'm never sure, clearly a little subtle for some I'll have to turn up the coarseness control next time around

 

[Marmalade]

ok.

it's heights, btw.

 

[felix]

I just dont have any paper docs there all on my enrypted PC

it's not "your" encrypted PC; it's the company's encrypted PC.

 

[monstanoodle]

I'm a big nancy and I have terrible oral hygiene- monsta

Bravo

 

[Allein]

ok.

it's heights, btw.

Touché

 

[Allein]

well I'm going to have to let you have that one as I guess sits true but since I'm the only one with the encryption key, the local data is mine or at lest I'm the only one that can get at it .

I hadn't realised I has to have such good grammar and spelling as well as such a level of accuracy down to the semantic level you seem to have gone to...I'll have to try harder in the future, this place is getting to be a bit of a chore

 

[Chemical Samile]

A bit of a cunts move, but

Tuoche

is touché

:D

 

[Allein]

A bit of a cunts move, but



is touché



:D

Do you know I actually knew that but really couldn't be arsed to work out how to get it to come up on the keyboard, we'll be arguing elsewhere about color and colour soon

But fair point so double touché (I cut and pasted that) to you sir

 

[Chemical Samile]

Tuoche

I actually meant the heinous mistake of misplacing the o and u.

How do you sleep at night? :D

we'll be arguing elsewhere about color and colour soon

Never, it's clearly spelt colour

 

[Allein]

shit as usual 4-5 hours is about as good as it get at the moment, maybe if a got a meerkat toy to snuggle I'd do better !

Cuddly Meerkat

 

[Chemical Samile]

Damn, that meerkat has gigantic balls.

 

[Allein]

Having given it some thought I'm not sure I want a meerkat that has been mounted my someone I don't even know, and the balls aren't a plus point for me either. May be a mole instead

Cuddly mole

 

[BecomingJulie]

Advertisers are getting increasinly desperate. It now seems to have become a game of "p!$$ people off until they buy something".

Sky Plus for the win. It would be nicer not to have to line Murdoch's pockets, but it still beats watching adverts.

 

[Allein]

^^^

To be clear on this one I have no connection commercial or otherwise with the retailer of the meerkat or mole

Although I'm thinking of getting a live mole so he, or indeed she can dig my holes for me in the future to save me the time

 

[felix]

well I'm going to have to let you have that one as I guess sits true but since I'm the only one with the encryption key, the local data is mine or at lest I'm the only one that can get at it .

no way man. every single one and zero on your COMPANY'S SUPER-ENCRYPTED SUPERCOMPUTER with raw 386 PROCESSING POWER belongs to the COMPANY.

by your logic, having a key to your office (for example) means that you own everything in the office. come on man, face up to reality and stop living a lie.


btw: LOL @ your mole comment.

 

[TheSpade]

haha. this makes me glad i have banned myself from watching tv. get para about the tv license ppl but watched it about twice last year so not shelling out for a license. but no tv = no adverts unless i watch 4od. woop woop.

Whether you're watching it, only watching it sometimes or not watching it at all makes no difference, you need a TV license if you have a TV from what I've been told. Apparently they can't even track it through you watching the tele so you may as well just turn it on.

 

[parttime crackhead]

If they check & you don't have any channels tuned in or an aerial connected then you're cool. You're allowed to use a TV as a screen to watch DVDs etc on without a license.