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Random MSN Gibberings LXX: A little sexier than normal vomiting

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I actually was on about selling Kirby vacum cleaners , something i did a half days training for , but the timing of your post was damn near perfect.
 
VAC said:
Quick way to unblock nose anyone?
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call me old fashioned, but perhaps blowing it might help. some people like to use "handkerchiefs" or "tissues" to capture the residue. alternatively, you could simply wipe your nose on the curtains belonging to the prostitute you've just murdered.
 
felix said:
call me old fashioned, but perhaps blowing it might help. some people like to use "handkerchiefs" or "tissues" to capture the residue. alternatively, you could simply wipe your nose on the curtains belonging to the prostitute you've just murdered.
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Never see any snotty-nosed pictures of Sutcliffe, do you?
 
It's blocked, but there's nothing up there. I blow but nothing happens apart from sketchy noises.

I tried one of the methods on the link a couple of hours ago but all it did was temporary unblock it for a few seconds. & I can't do the 2 secs in 3 secs out because air just doesn't pass through.

Cheers anyway, I'll give the pinch method one a go again.

brimz said:
I actually was on about selling Kirby vacum cleaners , something i did a half days training for , but the timing of your post was damn near perfect.
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Hahaha.
 
prepare the line before you do the technique, then use those precious few seconds of unblocked nose to snort the drug that you are wanting to snort, has worked for me before. Or you could take a hot shower and the steam will unblock your nose pretty well and then you will most likely have a clear nose for another few hours at least.
 
Yeh I've done that old chestnut before, it's a right powerhouse of pain. Fuck it, come at me.

Ahh the line's been here so long it's accumulated pubes. Grim.
 
Hanging with the guy on the right.

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I must admit I only just got it... I initially thought 'hes probably on MXE and that makes perfect sense to him, but I have no idea wtf he's talking about' lol.
 
Jobs a good 'un. Check out the text below the picture, it's retarded as fuck.

Aye I know it's untested and unknown, but, it's so good.

Speaking of untested and unknown, I saw someone OD last night, and then a mate's mate's ex-BF bit someone's nose off. Then, my phone died. Shit's all kickin off in Bournemouth.
 
Hi all, how are we all doing?

I'm a little down this evening, nothing mega, just left my girlfriend in Reading as she's in uni there. I will see her in a week like as we are meeting up this weekend but we have spent like every day over the last 3 months together. Even when I was in hospital after my accident she came daily for the whole of the 4 hours visiting so I'm going to feel a bit lost without her this week :(

I know it is dead minor to be down about compared to what some people are going through but it's still got me.

Someone start talking crap to me and get my mind off of it!
 
Just sleep with her mother or one of her friends. Works wonders to take your mind off it. ;)

Seriously though, missing someone so close to you can be like a rusty skewer in the guts. Or so I recall from the days when I had a soul.

Take some drugs, and pronto.
 
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