chemical ali
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2009
- Messages
- 216
mr. speech impediment..
1 ) you'll pay five dollars for a bottle of water.
I can't ever do it... I'm sitting there squinting, one eye closed, one eye halfway open, trying to light a damn cigarette for ten minutes, but can't do it for the life of me.i've always wondered why its really hard to light your own cigarette ..you gonna think of a whole new scheme to light that ciggarette
vicks for anal lube!?!?!?!? holy crap
lolwtfWhen you loose the hot warming cinnamon motion lotion lube and finally give up looking for out of fear of loosing your erection and decided to use vicks for anal
When after you finally get some sleep you wake up, take a shower, and upon returning to your room you become overwhelmed from the lingering smells of warming cinnamon motion lotion lube, vicks, and sex
When the smell of vicks turns you on
Holy crap, ya thats one way to put it I guess. She said that it burnt too much. I kind of liked it though
Instant erection