No. But most CNS depressant drugs used for recreation have a lot of similar effects, and there are a lot of similar reasons that people take these drugs. It's not like I'm saying that alcohol and opiates work on any sort of similar mechanism. The end results, simplified, are pretty similar though(relaxation, anxiety relief, euphoria, drowsiness, inhibition).
This question is more like "Would you rather take the train or drive to get somewhere 500 miles away" than anything else. They're both completely different experiences, with different features, that get you to the same place. Some people would rather drive for eight hours and sleep or play video games or do whatever they want. Some people would rather drive in a car and have control over their stops and be able to sidetrack, but sacrifice other benefits.
This isn't really a question of why these drugs are similar at all, it's just which one do you enjoy more. Which way would you rather get fucked up? Why would you pick opiates when alcohol has a much more intense body buzz with no itching?
I really.....really...do not understand how anybody here can't see ANY similarities in the effects at all...I really don't. Maybe it's because whenever I do either of these drugs, I do them for the sole purpose of anxiety relief. And they both give me that. So to me, I think of them as "which drug would I rather use to lower my anxiety?" Maybe I should have made that a thread instead. I don't know.
Or maybe I thought they were comparable because you're not supposed to mix the two. And you could between which one you'd rather do if you were trying to be safe and only pick one.
Or maybe, I also thought they were comparable because I just like to get fucked up and feel peaceful at the end of the day. And both of these drugs offer that.
But apparently, I am wrong, and it is totally, completely impossible to compare these drugs at all. And opiates are always 100% of the time better. I'm sorry for wrongly thinking there was some magical way to compare these two drugs.
Sorry for sounding like a dick. I'm just getting frustrated. Every other post seems to imply that I'm an idiot. It's like...why does it even matter if they compare? I don't know anybody else that prefers alcohol over opiates and I wanted to see if anybody here did. I don't get why it's such a big deal if they both work on the same mechanisms and offer the same high.