Please share your most humilating & degrading stories

I shall not be admiting anything today. I mite actually meet some of you people at some point.

yes. :)
 
Oh man, I don't have many stories, but once I had taken a fair bit of mBZP + tfmPP. It came up slowly, at the time I was keeping my drug use secret, as I live with my family, however, 2 hours after consuming the piperazine pills, I craved conversation so badly, that when I realized my sister and her friends were still awake, I went straight to their room, started conversation and ranted for hours about all sorts of random stuff, all while appearing a little psychotic. I just didn't have the willpower to stop talking, about anything from science, to politics, to gossip.

Was awkward when I woke up the next day, that's the first time my drug experimentation every came out. ;)
 
ledionz said:
One of my more shameful experience involved lorazepam and booze, me and a mate got pissed then split a bottle of vodka and a handful of lorazepam (I had a few moggys and vallies as well) then in our deranged state we decided to call on one of our more sober brained mates at 11pm to watch a film even though he had work in the morning. He is a former caner so humoured us and let us in, at this point I black out.

I woke up in bed the next evening around 8pm with no memory's of the night before feeling great, then I turned my phone on and found out I had called my mate every name in the book, dragged all of of his character faults out into the open then when he tried to throw me out I smashed his house up, I heard later from my mate who was there that I got his landlords sailing award (big glass Olympic thingy) and smashed it to pieces.

Then my mum phoned me, my neighbours at the time had found me in the block of flats hallway completely naked with a bottle of vodka, I went for them so they locked themselves in and called my mum and had her come and force me to bed.

I never found the clothes I was wearing so I can only assume I discarded them somewhere along the mile journey from my mates house to mine, I very nearly lost a good friend for ever, thankfully after about 6months he started talking to me again and I royally pissed of my neighbours and my family.

My mate who was with me drove his car home, shredded the tyres on one side and drove the next 3 miles on just his alloys.


Moral of the story booze and benzos don't mix, never stops me once I've had either though.
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WOW

That's insane!
 
When I was about 13 I went to a funeral wake and proceeded to get so shitfaced I passed out, vommed all over a really expensive rug, pissed myself, and had to be carried home by my mum.

The morning after was right lovely.
 
so i sat down all kitted up on this throne in front of 500 people.

women and men were segregated on each side.

all the guys were cookin food and rollin joints for me.

and the women qued up to suck me off in front of the whole town.

then i woke up.

oh sorry, u wanted humilating and degrading i done heaven and delicous.
 
i'm a pretentious little prick :D
 
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Once I OD'd on some legal high and started getting very anxious. Because I had plugged it and was outside I had to run into a bush and try and shit. The problem is my bowel was empty so I must have been squatting for about ten minutes trying to shit. Hopefully nobody saw me (this was near a high school I believe).

edit; there's more, i deleted it accidentally. will write soon.
 
my friend has a whole wall in her room dedicated to pictures of mates in states, sooo funny!

oh i have so many to choose from...best is probs was at the cross in London a few years ago before it closed down, was one of those nights where i was pissed off my face and had a disgusting amount of ket, started feeling a little bit queasy so went to the loo, got myself comfy sat on the lid with my feet on the tampon bin and just feel asleep (this was about 3) woke up a few hours later, the club is pitch black, don't have my phone, keys, money or anything cause its all in my mates handbag, have to fiddle with the cubicle door to get out cause its pitch black and silent, eeriest thing ever, the whole place seemed so gaping, finally managed to navigate myself to the main room and boom massive loud sirens go off...i've set the fucking burgular alarm off!!
I end up having to wait there cause i can't get out, the police come and like break into the building all dramatic and im just standing there in this pitch black room and they accuse me of trying to break in, handcuff me, then look at me, come to a bit of common sense (i was wearing heels for gods sake!) but take me to the local police station and say they wont let me go until someone comes to pick me up! At this point its like 8am on a sunday and the only persons number i know off by heart is a girl from primary schools house number and i havent talked to her since i was like 12(i was 18 at this point), had to call her (thankfully she still lived in the same house) and thankfully she came and picked me up...but wow...that was an embarrasing reunion!! never seen her since, she asked me if i was a crack addict...i was like no...still eternally greatful she came to get me though!!! wow everything about that night was embarrasing beyond belief...
but managed to spend the whole night with the police with 2grams of ket in my bra!! didnt even think of it till after i'd got home!
 
i assumed you were a guy when i read that and I LOL'd hard =D

but i see you're a 'chica' - and it's still quite impressive :D
 
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Damn you had me worried when I'd noticed you'd posted in here...phew 8)

:eek::eek::eek:
 
the thread is about posting your own stories - don't worry, your secrets are safe with me. :D
 
None of these stories are particularly bad. I'm still keeping quiet until somebody matches something I would contribute.
 
i suppose i better contribute. but i'm starting off mild.

at my previous employer's works christmas night out about 3 years ago, i was having a really dull time. i had some MDA pills with me and shared them with three other drugbuckets. i did not know they were MDA, i thought they were MDMA. cue lots of inappropriate behaviour from all of us i still cringe about, followed by a visit to a local nightclub. my memories are still hazy but i remember the night ended up with me sleeping standing up against a sink in the toilets (trippin BAWS in my head) and being gently escorted out by a bouncer.

btw cletus this was years before i got drugs tested there, everyone just thought we were REALLY drunk. :p

come on Carsick. :p
 
We went to a warehouse rave in the outskirts of the city, in this kind of industrial type area and there's a swingers club just down the road, we all rock up to the rave after being at my best friends brothers wedding so we were well drunk and had 2 tabs of acid each and split 3g of speed between the 5 of us, messy was an understatement..

At some point I remember vomiting in a friends friend of a friends handbag then proceeded to apologise after closing the handbag and saying 'I believe this is yours'... Somehow made it out of the warehouse, through a crowd of about 1000 people, into the swingers club alone and was later found just about to be handcuffed into some contraption with a rather evil looking woman and her 'acquaintences' about to do something potentially evil to me! HAHA

My friends quickly explained I was super-wasted and proceeded to drag me out of the club but apparently I had enough time to slip the woman a $50 and a tab.. We managed (somehow) to get back to the hotel we were staying at, sat up and watched the sun come up which was awesome.. Just as I was trying to get to sleep I emptied my pockets on to the coffee table, I found $311.70, a gram of speed, 2 (what we think were) human teeth, chewing gum and a reciept from the swingers club from withdrawing $150.00, on the reciept down the bottom it said "we always guarantee a happy ending, if you weren't satisfied go fuck yourself" hahahaha...

Not very degrading or humiliating but I've never been able to live it down.. It always gets talked about between friends so thought I'd share :p

ps - I'm female!

<3 Mav
 
I would have copied and pasted my main one that i think almost everyone knows about anyway ;)

A really embarrassing moment though was the year later on new years eve. We had all gone out and gotten really drunk and I took 6 pills (cherry's i think) too so was totally fucked.
We went back to a mates house for an after party in the morning and after some more beers and coke, I asked which way to the toilet.

I was given directions and went upstairs and into my friends mums room, where I proceeded to piss against the wall and then get into the empty bed and then piss myself in the bed :O

I was very quickly forefully removed from the house after that incident :D
 
Worst Geeby Incident

After my posting of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaAvBiSiWiA I was just curious as to what incidents/accidents my fellow geeby heads have got into whilst messed up on the stuff.

I think my most embaressing moment was been found by my mother and neighbours with my legs in the car and my body on the driveway - I wasn't driving btw just getting my bottle from the car - needless to say I went straight in the house and another another capfull... as ya do.
 
Probably spazzing out and acting like a retard whilst entertaining my bird... on several occasions lol


Edit - I looked like this

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