• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: axe battler | Pissed_and_messed

Cheesey chat up lines...

I'm giving this a go at the weekend, its flawless and cannot fail

NSFW:
have.png
 
Can you drive??? WELL back on to this!!!

Do you fancy a shag???? NO. Well do you mind laying down while I have one!!!!

Your dads a thief!! WHY? He stole the stars from the sky and placed them doen into your eyes!! (all together now AWWWWWWWWWW)
 
The sad thing is that someone must have actually used these lines at some point. Dear me.
 
Do you come from a family of lumberjacks? Everytime I look at you I get wood in my pants!
 
"What does a man with a nine inch penis have for breakfast? Well, today I had an egg."
 
i know it aint a chat up line but it made me laugh...and its kinda relevant right now

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give her a shovel
 
knockando said:
Tell me they don't.
Click to expand...

oh they do!!
(said to me in a club) "come here" (gestures me to come over using index finger and i walk over) "i made you come with 1 finger think what i could do with 5"


i came.............twice!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top