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Cheesey chat up lines...

lol guys.. and i thot I was bad!!! :)

a guy i know ACTUALLY said ''so you gonna give me your hole, doll?'' at a house party and got slapped for it!

''you want ur hole stuffed?''
 
Ive tried some of the more horrible here in the past. I didnt expect to get laid but dam it was funny.

When to hammered if resorted to just, pointing. "You. HERE. You Yeh, your taking it."
 
"Shit you should stick a flag on the end of that nose... you'll have someone's eye out with it!"
This was the first thing my friend ever said to his woman... now they're married...
 
"I've got a big bag of wizz back at my place, fancy it?",that's how i met my wife, 14 years ago :D <3
 
If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave it's ass and teach it talk backwards, lets walk forward our whole way outta here! :D
 
"Do you like raisins?"

"No."

"OK, how about a date?"


Oh c'mon, that's borderline workable. ;)
 
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