The first time I ever did acid was with these really mean boys I'd just met. They took me to my first ever big rave (I was seventeen or eighteen) in Los Angelos and wanted me to help them sell some stuff so I had to stuff all this pot and e into my underwear to get it into the rave. Well after we were inside we all dropped acid, it was like two drops of some liquid stuff, I have no idea, I've never done it before or again after (not because I don't want to its just never been around). I also did a couple e pills.
Anyway, I have never done any psych before. I didn't know what to expect. I started feeling sort of funny, and then for some reason my so called "friends" were like Lets run! And just totally ditched me, standing there in the jungle tent, this big freakin gigantic blow up gorilla thing floating in the air over the dj. I remember trying to yell "Where are you goiiiinnnng!" to them but felt like I couldn't talk. So I stood there staring at this gorilla for a long time and began feeling scared and weird.
The e was kicking in too, and I was starting to totally trip balls. I didn't have a clue why they ran away from me and to this day I still don't. So I'm just walking through the crowd and it seems like everyone is stopping and staring at me like I was some sort of alien or something. I mean I think people were just glancing at me like normal when you walk by but it seemed like they were all gawking or something.
So I started just asking random people to be my friend and within 5 minutes I met this group of these cute little asian candy kids and they were all e puddled on the group. They adopted me and I proceeded to lay on the hard cement on my back tripping balls for the next 12 hours or so talking to some guy who was my best friend in the universe for one night.
When the sun came up we still laid there for a really long time until everyone was clearing out and by then I started feeling come down and I just looked at the dude and totally had no idea what had happened or anything we had talked about.
He looked at me the same way and there was this moment that was just sooooo weird lol..we were just like "Ok I gotta go bye." LOL!
I have another sort of funny one but this one is mushrooms not acid.
I was tripping hard with my friend (boyfriend at the time) and for some reason we thought we wanted to fuck but we had no condoms. I have no idea why I thought I wanted to fuck, seriously I wasn't in the mood at all and was tripping insanely, it was one of those momentary things but somehow we ended up in my car driving to the store to buy condoms. I don't remember getting into the car it seemed like it was like "hey lets fuck" and then a flash and we are suddenly driving to the store.
So we go to a gas station and I park and start freaking out. I'm like "OH MY GOD I CANT DO IT. I CANT GO IN." and I'm all terrified. I start grabbing him and saying he has to do it so he is like "ok I'm going in!"
He goes in and in this gas station the condoms are all behind the counter so he has to actually say words to the lady to get them. I'm all perped out in the car watching him and I'm like "What is he doing?" "Why is he just standing there!?" He was just standing there staring at the lady with his big retarded smile on his face for the longest time and I'm like "Ask for condoms. ASK FOR CONDOMS!" and I'm soooo scared that I'm gonna have to go in there and save him.
So right then I see this two girls I know walking up to the store and I get really horrified that they are going to see me tripping so I try to hide by leaning down..then I realize they CAN see me and I'm like "Oh no! They KNOW IM HIDING FROM THEM!" (lolololol) so I sort of stand back up and wave and mutter something and I think that was the moment I realized I had sunglasses on and it was nighttime and I was driving with them on too..I remember it amazing me how good my vision was to be able to see like that.
So my friend is STILL standing there for what seems like forever but now those girls are in the store too and I guess it prompted him to move or something because finally I see him getting out his wallet. He comes back out and I'm like OH THANK GOD! And I asked him what took so long, and he said when he went in all he could manage to say to the lady was "condoms" and she asked "which ones?" and he froze for another few minutes totally just stood there while she smiled at him like WTF? Then he said "condoms" again and she finally was like "ok Ill just give you these ones".
So then we drove back home (sunglasses off) and smoked weed and watched The Princess Bride It blew my fucking mind watching it. I was completely enthralled (omg the fire swamp!). Every time I've watched it since then it gives me a bit of that same trip fascinated feeling even though I'm sober.
P.S. We never had sex.
P.P.S. This thread is funny and makes me super happy. The pizza delivery guy and the deserted house was so great!