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Your Experiences With The Cops

What did you do to get arrested? As some one else posted I hope you didn't rat on yourself. Because if your telling the truth them the cops don't have shit on you!
 
lcrlover said:
I'm hoping it was the cigarette police, I see the No Smoking threat signs everywhere but
I never see the smoking enforcer. I always wonder what the dude looks like.
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I've recently been thinking the same about the handicap parking police.
 
Dude, I don't know how it is down in SJ but here in Chi you can deff. get a DUI on a bike! LOL!!....and a trike and an offiice chair with wheels rolling down the street...well,...I don't know about the two latter but a bike %110 positive. LOL! Basically here if it's got wheels they can fuck with you on some level, maybe not to the extent of a DUI in some cases but some kind of shit that costs you money. But bike for sure.
Stay up peeps...or not.
 
About a year ago my friends and I were enjoy a fat blunt in the parking lot of our high school around 2am and about half way through the cops started to roll up. My friends, being uber baked and one having about an ounce on him, decided to run. I could have arguably been more baked than them because instead of running I stared at the cop car for a moment before turning down this alley way that was connected to the lot and took off my hoodie. I walked back out with a cigarette and watched him. Either he did not notice me when he pulled up, didn't notice what I was wearing, or was not the smartest cop because as he approached the cop simply asked if I had seen which way the kids that were here went. I pointed down the alley I had come from and watched him walk back to his car, I assume hoping to cut them off at the street on the other side. It was the trippiest thing that had happened at the time as far as cop encounters go. Hell, I didn't even understand why I thought moving out his view into the alley, taking off my hoodie then walking back out not even five seconds later would work but... It did. I figure it's not as awesome as I'd like to believe and that he did notice me the whole time but figured I wasn't with them since they took off; but I like to think I was just that slick. ;D
 
I've been through countless traffic stops...only consented to a search once, though, in Kansas. I didn't have anything in the car so I just watched as they wasted time going through my laundry and shit, lol. They were real thorough, must've really thought I had something. I was 18 years old with a brand new car, an Alaska driver's license, and I said I was headed to Phoenix, so I guess they thought all of those things led to a sketchy conclusion...?

Been pulled over plenty of times with drugs in the car (weed, amphetamine capsules, crystal meth, etc) in the past, but have never ran into trouble...it helps when your paperwork is legit and you're a licensed driver. Most traffic stops for me last, like, 5 minutes and I've only gotten one ticket in my life, despite being pulled over probably a dozen times at least.

I've only been arrested once, a little ways outside of El Paso, for possession of a controlled substance. A felony possession charge for a couple grams of hashish 8) To anyone planning on driving with drugs in their car: I'd advise giving a wide berth to the Mexico-Texas border. Cops can jam you up there even if you aren't planning on crossing the border (I wasn't). Supposedly the drug sniffing dogs had indicated my car before I even pulled over at the checkpoint, so it was over for me before it even began. The little hick town I was busted outside of pretty much has an economy based on arresting people for victimless crimes.

A couple gang members from LA I was in jail with supposedly gunned it when they saw the checkpoint, dumping all the cocaine they had out the window as they drove. When the cops finally caught up to them there was a giant smear of coke powder running down the length of their vehicle LOL



The most mysterious "interaction" I've ever had with the po-leece was a year or so back when I heard my doorbell ring, peered out my blinds and saw a cop standing there. I didn't answer the door and pretty much just ignored subsequent doorbell rings/knocking. If they had any right to be in my place they'd be entering jackboot first. Still don't know what that was about.
 
my friends decided it would be a good idea to post up in a a camping tent and smoke a blunt. We were like 19 at the time,And we thought we "owned" the gated communities lake/park, where we all lived.
To make a long story short, when the blunt was about halfway smoked, a big bright flash-light beemed inside, my friend put out the blunt on his tongue and swallowed it within 3 seconds.
The cops spent the next two hours killing our high and giving us a life lesson. None of us got charged.

Little did we know, that a 3-5 man undercover unit was deployed on our neighborhood/gated community. Within months, three of my friends got arrested. and They caught a few drug dealers eating shit parked in the visitor parking lot.

I never smoked in public after that day. We were a toxic group of friends, always too broke to do anything more than smoke a blunt or two between 5-7 people. I remember one of the guys saying "we are destroying our lives by hanging out like this" Granted we were not smoking meth or shooting heroin. But it was a toxic circle jerk
 
My friends and I have had several close calls but this one was pretty recent and definitely memorable..

On 10/30/14 my fiancé and I were headed to a Halloween party at a friends house who also was a major bud dealer in another town. Once we pulled up to the party we saw a TON of cop cars.. I didn't have anything on me so instead of running and looking sketchy I went on into the house to be greeted by a cop. He said "here to join the party?" Lol.

We go in, and there are a few underage kids in there drinking. They ordered me to stand in the corner next to this drunk chick who was barely 18 who then puked all over my shoes lol. The pigs stated they were going to write as many tickets as they could.. Ha. A few of my friends were busted for paraphernalia (citations) but we got off after they searched my car and the dumbasses couldn't open my glovebox haha! "Ma'am please unlock your glovebox!" I told him it wasn't locked (how many carter county cops does it take to open the glovebox in a grand am? 3..) needless to say we didn't get to buy any bud but I'm glad they didn't find her stash at the time. But this one dude at the party who I never got along with tried to start shit with me right in front of the cops and I put him in his place.. moron. Lol! We just went back to my house and got wasted. It was a good night overall.
 
SWIM was smoking weed at 230 am in the middle of a soccerfield on a public university campus. SWIM hid the joint in the snow. The cop keept telling him that he saw swim smoking weed, but he denied it, and the cop carded him but didn't arrest him or anything. When swim left he saw the cop searching the ground with a flashlight. SWIM went back to the field and managed to find it after the cop left though. Even though swim lived in one of the states where weed is legal, it is still illegal on campus. Could swim get in trouble later even though he wasn't arrested and the cop didn't find the weed or is he one lucky bastard.
 
rbuckletboone said:
SWIM was smoking weed at 230 am in the middle of a soccerfield on a public university campus. SWIM hid the joint in the snow. The cop keept telling him that he saw swim smoking weed, but he denied it, and the cop carded him but didn't arrest him or anything. When swim left he saw the cop searching the ground with a flashlight. SWIM went back to the field and managed to find it after the cop left though. Even though swim lived in one of the states where weed is legal, it is still illegal on campus. Could swim get in trouble later even though he wasn't arrested and the cop didn't find the weed or is he one lucky bastard.
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You're gonna get arrested for sure.
 
rbuckletboone said:
SWIM was smoking weed at 230 am in the middle of a soccerfield on a public university campus. SWIM hid the joint in the snow. The cop keept telling him that he saw swim smoking weed, but he denied it, and the cop carded him but didn't arrest him or anything. When swim left he saw the cop searching the ground with a flashlight. SWIM went back to the field and managed to find it after the cop left though. Even though swim lived in one of the states where weed is legal, it is still illegal on campus. Could swim get in trouble later even though he wasn't arrested and the cop didn't find the weed or is he one lucky bastard.
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Doubtful.

Also we don't use swim here or give legal advise.

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I've had several run ins. In all of these you have to remember that I'm between 18 - 19, short, D cups, naturally pretty and I have a southern drawl that sounds like honey being poured on a cathead biscuit.
1. I was going down south to do a pick up. I got two ounces and took a different route home. It was 4th of July. I started tripping when I saw a TON of blue lights on the state line. I stopped at the road block, rolled down my window and the cop said he was checking for drunk drivers. I gave him my biggest cheerleader smile and said, "Oh, darlin', I'd never do such a thing. A lady doesn't act in such-a way." He blushed and asked if he could see my license just to because it was his job. I said, "why yeah sugar but my number ain't on it." *giggle* Cop is a puddle. I grabbed my clutch purse which contained the two ounces in the zippered pocket and tried to get my license out of the little plastic display part. Of course I had my nails done and the sumbitching thing wouldn't come out. He said, "here, hand it to me. I can see it clearly." So I handed him my wallet with two ounces of meth in it. He looked at my license and heard the plastic crinkle inside the wallet. He gives me a what the fuck look and I said, "Oh, you'll have to excuse that. I've got my, gosh I can't believe I'm saying this in front of a man like yourself, but those are my little helpers for when my aunt comes to visit." *giggle, blush* He looks me at me like crazy and I said, "you knowwwww, my aunt flow..." He looked utterly mortified and shoved my wallet back at me. I blew him a kiss and drove away. I had to pull over in a couple miles because I was shaking so hard and crying from pent up terror.

Incident #2 Don't forget, everyone loves a southern girl.
I'm in Detroit with my sister's old man. We had just picked up some heroin and clean rigs, plus a bottle of vodka. He was passed out in the back of my car and I was obviously sober and driving. I get blue lighted and pull over. Cop comes up, license and registration whatever, then asks me what I'm doing so far from home. I told him I was on a nurses retreat. He's looking around and asks me why there's a passed out guy in my back seat. I told him that I'd found him in that state and was taking him to a homeless shelter, "because honey, don't ya know that's what Jesus would do?" He agreed but said he would need to check things out. I said, "okay darlin', you step over and I'll shimmy out there with ya!" *wink, cop is dying* Its just pure luck that I had on my hooters shirt and the smallest pair of demin shorts I could squeeze in to and my trusty cowboy boots. I stepped out, pulled my hair down so it went in curls all down my back and stood ridiculously close to the cop with my bright eyes staring up at him and smiling. He tried to say something, choked on air, got embarrassed and walked back to his car. I sat on the hood of my Jeep and checked my nails. Another cop pulls up, gets out and speaks to cop one. I said, "are we having a party? Goodness me, I didn't even do my make up!" *giggle* Cop one says, "you don't need make up." Cop two hits him in the stomach. "For a party. You don't need make up for a party. We're not having a party but you wouldn't need it if we were partying." Totally blubbering. I giggled and said, "why thank ya sugar. I don't think you need make up either!" *big wink and smile* Cop one is dying. Cop two pulls Darrin out of the car and wakes him up. He was so fucked up he looks around and says, "where am I? Who the fuck are you? Get your hands off me!" Starts struggling with cop two. Cop two pins him against the jeep and searches him. Finds the shit and the rigs. Puts him in his car. Cop one starts asking me all kinds of questions about who he is and where I found him and if he knew he had drugs. *big wide eyes* "No I surely did not. I'd not have a thing to do with him if I did! I's just trying to do what I believe is the Christian thing." Cop one nods solemnly in agreement. Cop two comes over and tells me I have to be searched. I said, "okay!" Spread my legs, slapped my hands on the hood of my jeep, flipped my hair and looked back at them. Wiggled my ass and giggled. Cop one has a full blown hard on that he can't hide. Cop two looks hella nervous. "Well, ya ain't scared, are ya darlin'? I don't bite. You can search me!" Huge smile. Cop one stutters and finally chokes out, "so uh ma'am you uh Consent for me to search you?" "Why yeah! I'm not a bit scared of ya! Should I be? Are ya gonna get me?" *big smile, inviting ass wiggle* Cop two huffs and starts towards me. Cop one hollers "I'LL DO IT. SHE CONSENTED TO ME." He pushed past cop two, stands behind me and just stares for a second then finally does the slowest body search there has ever been in the history of cops. Tries to be polite. I said in a very pouty voice, "are you not gonna check my back pockets?" Super sad face. He lights up and sticks a hand in each pocket. I push back in to his hands and giggle. He squeezed my ass, realized what he had done, jerks his hands out of my pockets and steps back. Cop two has been searching my car during this. I slip over to him and say, "if you find any money, I claim it!" Cop two just rolled his eyes and huffs. Dick. Cop one says, "do you need some money?" "Why, darlin', I'll be okay. I've been in worst shape. Sides, if I run out of gas, I'll just pull over and sleep in my jeep til one of the girls can get me in the morning." Cop one grabs his wallet out of his pants and flips out three twenties. He offered them to me and I said, "No, honey. You work hard for your money. I'll be okay." He insisted that I take the money, gave me his number in case I EVER needed ANYTHING EVER, put me back in my jeep and sends me on my merry way!
 
A few years ago my friend came over one night to have some beers before we went to see the new star trek movie, This dude buys a big pack of pats blue ribbon and we proceed to down all that shit while hanging by the pool. Then some ladies who lived by me came with a little bit of crown royal and apparently he drunk some of it too. Long story short, the drive there went perfectly fine, but the journey back was what gave us trouble.

I knew my friend had alot to drink but he was acting perfectly normal and focused while driving, only going several miles above the limit at best. So all goes well riiight until we pull into my complex then all of a sudden i see those red and blues come on....
Cop walks up to us, clearly pissed as fuck claiming he followed us for 7 blocks with his lights on. Which i knew was bullshit cause i was pretty sober and aware at the time. He asks my friend for his license and shit. Now you think at this point when you know you've had a sizable amount of booze to play it cool in front of the damn cops. But no, this guy starts to suddenly slur his words and act like an idiot in front of the officer.

Inevitably were both asked to step out of the car, which was scary for me. Cause i have never been asked to do that before and haven't since... Im told to sit on the curb, and he tells my friend to sit on the back bumper. At this point my buddies still being an idiot. and instead of doing what the cop said he just leans on his driver door instead which pisses him off even more. After telling him twice, my dumbass friend finnaly sits where he's supposed to while the officer calls in backup. I should note at this point that i was drunk,under the drinking age,and was hiding a gram of my buds weed in my pocket. after talking to him a while they ask me how old i am and if i can get home.

I told him i live there and they made me have my own mother of all people come outside in the middle of the night and escort me home. which was bullshit cause i was still an adult, but i was still greatful to get out of that situation fast as i could. As im heading back to home they put him in the back of the car and drive off. leaving the tow truck to haul it off to impound.. All because he was too stupid to keep straight in front of the police. Even at that age i still had enough sense to sober up for situations like these. but it's like this dude was just completely blind.

The next day they end up dropping him off at my house cause it's the only adress he appreanlty gave them and then proceeded to get all whiney and emo about his car being impounded. What they fuck do you expect for not keeping it cool in front of the police you idiot. He's lucky he got off on a technicality and only had use a breathalyzer his parents forced him to install.

Long story short never overestimate what someone else can handle.
 
I've been arrested a few times, 5 years between jails and institutions probably.

No complaints, did dumb shit got caught.

The one thing that bugged me is when I was about 20 DTS would regularly jump out and search me trying to catch me slippin, fuck it though
 
Had a cop call me a faggot because I didn't have a condom in my wallet when he searched me

That's the worst I've had which is nothing compared to many

When I did outpatient three out of the 10 people had alcoholic cop fathers that mercilessly beat them and basically destroyed them

ACAB man
 
My last experience with one is that he wanted to date me (he also is a volunteer firefighter), but obviously he had no clue who the fuck I am. I like how well I hide that :D Drugs what the fuck are those things? I did have him on snapchat at one point... o.o I think I still do actually... whoops. No, I would never date a cop D: I'm glad my latest experience wasn't a bad one like the times before. I still see the cop that fucked up my wrist all the time and he doesn't even remember who I am. He even tries to hold conversations with me at my job and I think about violence when he talks to me, but realize it's not worth it. I need to move though before the ptsd totally explodes all over and I have a complete freakout from seeing that fuck.
 
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I've got a good one.

I live in a pretty small town with a lot of nature reserves and dick head cops. Me and my girl decided to visit the forest and smoke some bud for a bit. She drove us there. I had my string bag and in it was a few pieces and a few Gs (in my town at the time this would've got me into some decent shit). We find a nice spot to smoke and after a while decide to leave. On our way out we found a decent bong hidden in a tree stump. Pretty weird but I snatched it. Shortly after we learned why it was there.

We go to walk back to our car and as soon as I walk within view of the parking lot, I see a K9 unit walking a dog up and down the lot. As suspiciously as possible, I immediately do a 180 and fast walk down the path away from them. Luckily we weren't noticed. We walked for about an hour (panicked as fuck) towards another connected park. I called up a buddy of mine and like a true friend he drops what he's doing and shoots out there to get me.

We had to go back for my gfs car a little later. Fuckin pig ran himself off the narrow road and got stuck in the mud trying to leave lmao. Got away with a free bong.
 
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