Jackal
Bluelighter
I've got a beautiful dwarf* from Devon naked in me bed, yet I'm sitting here typing this shit instead of shagging her, mainly 'cause she had the same amount of whisky as me tonight (10+) and I'd feel guilty 'cause it's hit her harder than me.
So I'm here rolling a spliff and will join me friend in bed in an hour or so, and hopefully have nice sexy time around daybreak
*not a real dwarf, but she is shorter than me by a bit.
So I'm here rolling a spliff and will join me friend in bed in an hour or so, and hopefully have nice sexy time around daybreak

*not a real dwarf, but she is shorter than me by a bit.
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