You're too high when...

[ugly]

Wake your mom up? There must be some real younuns up in here.

 

[rangrz]

when you consider "no u" a valid reply to people IRL, for nearly anything they say/tell you.

 

[-Guido-]

when you consider "no u" a valid reply to people IRL, for nearly anything they say/tell you.

I thought it was lol.

 

[Pillthrill]

When you keep asking the person next to you, "Did you say something?" or "What?" When no one has said a word in several minutes.

 

[LightBlueEyes]

When you start a movie at night after eating and the wake up in the morning with no memory of anything.

 

[ugly]

When you keep asking the person next to you, "Did you say something?" or "What?" When no one has said a word in several minutes.

That is one of my favorite effects of cannabis. I either think I heard someone say something, or I think I said something. That's when I know I'm good and faded. After that starts to happen, I stop smoking (to conserve my stash) and enjoy the high.

 

[rangrz]

I thought it was lol.

A few of the people I said it to disagreed.

 

[lorxlor]

When someone points out you've been holding the bong/blunt/joint for a long time without hitting it, and instead of apologising and/or taking your hit, you explain very carefully why it is that you have been holding it.

One of my stoner friends used to do that all the time, it drove us nuts.

Haha! Omg, this always happens. And you described it perfectly.

 

[Jakeperson]

You get half way through ever sentence, pause think about something else quickly and go "Wait, what was I saying?".

 

[Jabberwocky]

when you accidentally dial your mum and say ill be over shortly to pick up the gram.

 

[ugly]

I loled at that. That's pretty hilarious.

 

[Olyn]

When tap water tastes amazing.

 

[cigarettewater]

when you use your car key to try to unlock your house.

when you think your car is stolen because you don't know where you parked your car the night before.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

When you wake up and dont remember much but your parents are real pissed and you have no idea how they know you took rolls, methadone, and klonipin the day b4.

 

[Inso]

When you watch Big Brother for more than 5 minutes without going 'WTF is this garbage?!'

 

[root]

...when the snozberries taste like snozberries

 

[Pillthrill]

...when the snozberries taste like snozberries

Haha later after I was old enoguh to understand that, I was like "whoa, someone what really high when they wrote that..."

 

[SurfHawk]

You know youre too high when you start fiending for it.

 

[Slay]

you forget to clean your rig and reuse it and figure out theres clotted blood in it

 

[AlphaMethylPhenyl]

when you start thinking about your life through a strangers perspective