You're too high when...

[stonedandrolling89]

When you can't taste blue anymore.

:D

 

[zekethemusicman]

After smoking some hash you proceed to walk into your friends room and completely deny that his bed is in your path and fall straight over it... and the only thing that comes from your mouth is "thats good hash".

When your standing in line for the toilet at a festival or concert for 20+ minutes waiting for your turn but havent realized that your forgot you had to use the bathroom 15 minutes ago

Your too high when you sit down at a festival to smoke some great bud and hash and get so high that you forget your weed on the ground. Also, at music festivals, your too high when you dont put up your shade tent till the third day and it still takes 45 minutes to tie a tarp between two cars and put up two poles.

 

[zekethemusicman]

When you can't taste blue anymore.

:D

Also when blue tastes too loud your too high

 

[-Guido-]

You piss yourself.

 

[peacebone]

You can't hear the radio in the car as you drive.

or drive all the way home and realize the radio was off the whole time and you've been listening to music in your head

 

[ugly]

or drive all the way home and realize the radio was off the whole time and you've been listening to music in your head

lols! I have done this so many times it's ridiculous. Especially if I realize it half way home, plug the iPod in and start listening to something kick ass, then I think, "What the hell was I listening to before?":D

I know I am too high when I start falling asleep.

 

[TheChosendude]

When you think you are to messed up to drive home from a party so you pass out in the passenger seat of your truck to only wake up and realize the party was at your house.

You're home visiting your parents and you decide to wake your mom up at 2 a.m. to see if she'll bake you a potato. (she actually did)

You get a major case of the munchies and are about to microwave a frozen burrito when the power goes out. Not to be stopped by a lack of electricity you run out into the back yard in the middle of a thunderstorm and start bbqing the frozen burrito, an entire box of s'mores pop tarts, a philly cheese steak and a box of mac and cheese. Afterwards you declare it the greatest meal ever and ask if anyone wants to go to Taco Bell cause you're still hungry.

 

[ugly]

happens to me alot to... could be all the mesc...

how about when you order pizza and than have less money than you thought by the time it arives?

By the time it arrives? What were you doing in the meantime with your cash? Playing poker?

 

[mynameisjoel]

you sit down on a park bench looking at a forest and throw ur phone in the grass cause it died mid-text then leaving and remembering about it at 9 when having to pick up some more stuff

 

[discopupils]

You piss yourself.

I lol'd.

You're too high when you close your eyes and you hallucinate somebody walking up to you and saying "Owls. Dirty, numerous owls".

yes this has happened to me. 8)

 

[Danashae]

You let your friend set her curtain on fire like it's a good idea, and you then proceed to stare at the thing for a few seconds before pointing out that her room is on fire.

You answer the question, "Who are you?" with your phone number instead of your name and respond to every question thereafter with "Everything is wonderful." (I did this after drinking shroom tea made with about 7 grams of obnoxiously strong shit) Then I pissed myself. I don't remember any of this though because I was blacked out. <--- this entire story is a "you know you're too high when" list.

 

[wonderflosity]

you know your too high when someone is telling you a story, and you trying so hard to listen that you only think about trying to listen and not the actual story and by the time they are done talking and look at you for some sort of response all you can do is laugh lol

~GH~

OMG, I do this all the time!!!!

 

[wonderflosity]

I knew I was too high..... when I was dancing around in the living room with my sister and I had to pee, but I was too high to notice. Apparently I was dancing like I had to pee, bouncing and occasionally holding my hands over my crotch.

I didn't notice until I dribbled a bit when I was laughing and ran to the bathroom to pee.... My sister lost her mind laughing, cause she thought it looked like I had to pee, but thought that she shouldn't have to tell me!

Oh, and you know you're too high when you forget how to speak English... Fortunately, your French was still intact.

 

[DudeImnotDAVE]

You know you're too high when you drive with a friend 2 miles to the grocery store, shop then come out and think you are in a neighboring town, resulting in you driving 14 miles out of your way only to arrive at another grocery store, not at home.

Tonight.

You know youre too high when you try to light the joint with your phone.

 

[rangrz]

you know your too high when your riding your brand new duc motorcycle down the city streets and you look down and see its 220km/h, and then dont worry about it, cause your so full of self confidance that nothing matters. (fuck yeah! cocaine!)

 

[nukka]

You're too high when you pass out for hours on your arm and almost lose it due to lack of blood flow.

 

[Olyn]

You're too high when this thread is as funny as it is right now. %)

 

[Nwalmaer]

When your on acid doing 230km in your car and you start getting that niggling feeling your doing something you shouldnt be but seriously cant figure it out.

Next morning I was left going holy shit Did I really do that

 

[Carl Landrover]

You're too high when you pass out for hours on your arm and almost lose it due to lack of blood flow.

I almost hurt my neck like that the other night...several times too. I always fall forward when I nod, but for some reason I kept sitting back in my chair and I'd wake up with my head hanging back, mouth wide open. When I snapped back to reality, I had to lower my head slowly, a couple times it felt pretty achy.

Damn was that fun though. I woke up one time with a bottle cap in my mouth and mysteriously lost time from 12:15am to 1:28am.

 

[I'm__Broken__]

you decide to wake your mom up at 2 a.m. to see if she'll bake you a potato.

You know you're too high when you can't figure out how to bake a potato yourself!!

Kudos to your mum for doing it though.