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one time, i stopped at a speed limit sign in the middle of the road bc i thought it was a stop sign.

made my friend drive bc i was too stoned. gave her directions to my moms work when in fact we were supposed to be going ot another friends house, didnt realize that until we were halfway there. when we eventually made it to my friends house, sat outside for like a half an hour until i realized i never even called him to tell him we were picking him up. he wasnt even home lol.

not remembering how you fell asleep.
 
i forgot to add one. haha, one time i was eating a bag of shrimp. ate some, and put it away. then about a half an hour later, i thought id eat some more but the bag wasnt in the freezer.

fast forward five minutes, i totally forgot i was even looking for the shrimp, i opened the junk drawer in the kitchen to get a pen or something and lo and behold, there was the bag of shrimp amongst the pens, papers and rubberbands.

i was just glad my mom didnt find it first. would have had a helluva time explaining that one.
 
...you've gone through 3 keyboards in 5 months from nodding out with a cigarette in your hand and melting various keys to shit.....you keep a spare keyboard of the same type on hand to replace said melted keys.....your computer desk is mottled with burns to the veneer or your cig has burned through your shirt or jeans and left a nice mark before you are rudely awakened and snatched from bliss.
 
GenericMind said:
You have to hold onto the grass so you don't fall into the sky.
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haha yeah sounds about right.

... When the world's gone upside down and all I can think of is "oh great, its happened again. How did I get out of this last time?"
 
When you build a fort by putting a blanket over a kitchen table then get under it and have 10 smokes, then you get out and put your head in the freezer. All the while speaking an unknown language consisting of "errr, arney arrr, arf arf barf barf and other errrrs.

A friend of mine did this once when we rented a hotel room for the purpose of doing as much e as we could.
 
When you're convinced that the world is spinning but you're really just leaning forward very, very slowly.
 
Sleater3 said:
When you and your two best friends stand in the kitchen improvising gospel songs. We were clapping, stomping, and saying 'OHHH LORDY". I took the role of the preacher while one friend took the bass vocals and the other harmonies. Thus called "Gospel Night". That was the night I made Pot Pesto and Pot Meatballs. =D Would've been quite a scene considering that we're all white chicks in our early 20s.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, ohhh god i totally just pictured that.
priceless priceless...

you know you're too high when you cant even think of anything to add to this thread
 
You go to school having just blazed up not five minutes ago...go into a classroom and find it completely impossible to answer the questions, you keep trying and trying but always seem to just forget or not care and then you give up. You put your head on your desk and then you can hear like every single fucking sound and the louder the sound gets the harder you get pulled into some fucking vortex.
 
hydroazuanacaine said:
when you get back to your dorm, exit the stairwell one floor too soon, go to the room directly below yours, and can't figure out why your key won't work
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amen to that. it happens way too often.
 
you wander around Wal-Mart while rolling your ass off, trying hard to not look conspicuous as you keep sniffing a Vicks inhaler.

You step out into a parking lot while it's windy and become convinced that you're at the beach, even though the closest beach is hundreds of miles away.
 
You cant sit still at all, and absoluty must MOVE. Then 5 minute later, your attention gets sucked right into organizing your screws in your tool box by lenght, measuring each with a ruler.
 
...when you unplug every electronic device in the house, turn out all the lights and sit in "nothingness" to calm you down.
 
You finally work out that every shape is just made out of differntly shaped triangles. Then you think about a circle and spend the next hour imagining smaller and smaller triangles 8o.... Had that a load of times :!

Or when you realise something totally revolutionary and amazing! ...then you have totally forgoten it about 5 seconds later :|
 
^Or when you write it down, certain that you have the secrets of the universe on record, and you wake up with a notepad full of scribbles or phrases that make no sense whatsoever.
 
I know Im too high when I start thinking about pawning stuff. I havent pawned anything before, but sometimes I get the urge to. Thats usually when I say, ok its time to go to call this night to an end.
 
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