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You're too high when...

IM too high when a friend of mine and others are laughing at something, but it takes me 5 minutes to process what happend in my head, then another 5 to laugh about it.

also, ill chain smoke cigs when im really stoned.
 
dr_keenan said:
you light the wrong end of a cigarette, don't get a hit, try again and make sure to roast it with your lighter, get a fat hit of filter, realize what you've done, puke.
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I have done exactly that before! Took like 4 puffs on a cig the wrong way round before my friend pointed it out then we laughed hysterically for ages. Good times ;)
 
when you keep going back to the fridge every 2 minutes trying to find something to make delicious but cant find anything cause youve eaten almost everything.

when you laugh at people smling or saying high to you.=D =D =D
 
dreworthedrew said:
maybie somone allready said this but in the middle of a conversation you totally forget what your talking about. an ask the person what was i talking about.?
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that happens to me all the time.
 
JimiHawK* said:
you suddenly begin to start laughing for no reason at all - 10 minutes later you stop to think why you are laughing - then laugh 10 more minutes at the fact that you were laughing at nothing
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i love that.
 
you consume cream corn by the can as an appatiser for the large pizzas you ordered.
 
You know you are too high when you keep thinking that someone is ringing your doorbell while you are listening to music.
 
You go to your dealer for weed and you arrive on the spot fifteen minutes too late and not enough money because you stopped at a snackbar

When you call someone and after saying the usual hi, what's up, ... forget why you're calling that person
 
LuGoJ said:
You know you are too high when you keep thinking that someone is ringing your doorbell while you are listening to music.
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The cell phone checking gets annoying too.

I personally love sitting at a stoplight after it has turned green suckin on a cigarette oblivious to the change in color.
 
LuGoJ said:
You know you are too high when you keep thinking that someone is ringing your doorbell while you are listening to music.
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oo shizz this is a great one. Always happens with me
 
your separating seeds and stems and you start puting stems in your bud pile and bud in your stems pile
 
you try to turn off the sink by flipping the garbage disposal switch and drop the plate when the sound surprises you.
 
when your desktop picture is a huge fucking blueberry haze budshot

(mouth watering........)

oh, when your mouth waters when you look at bud or when looking at bud is better than porn.

when the fridge is filled with pies of old pizza.
 
You know your are too high when you develop what i like to call "Deep Pockets Syndrome". In other words, searching endlessly for a key that you know is in your pocket somewhere
 
When I first started weed, I'd get so high that I get frame vision, lose my sense of balance and feel so drunklike that I needed to race and collapse into bed. Fast!
These days my tolerance is high and if I have cone after cone, I would simply become dazed and confused. Not so good in a social situation!

In thinking that, I would love to have the willpower to stop for a week and then have a 'blazing' time to celebrate.
 
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